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Current Poll
| Vote for you favourite Halloween Joke. | |
| What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates | 19% |
| Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch! | 19% |
| What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life! | 19% |
| Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck. | 12% |
| What is a ghost favorite lunch meat? Booloney. | 12% |
| What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. | 8% |
| What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite. | 8% |
| What's the best Halloween treat? Spookies and milk | 4% |
| What do you call s skeleton that likes to tell jokes? A funny bone | 0% |
| (Knock, knock) - Who's there? Trick or treat! | 0% |
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Subscribe(#5618430) Time to Vote on TIME 
- Jokes in Message
- Jokes in Message
Posted by PattyMac on 20 Jul 2024 at 6:07AM
Cinnamon
How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
marcmandy
How long is one minute?
60 seconds or, if you’re counting: 6000000000 nano seconds
monkeytyper
The most popular time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
Lil Red
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in front of a clock?
Time will tell
PattyMac
What did the clock do after eating?
It went back four seconds
TaUrUsRoSe
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
She wanted to be on time.
ladyvic
What do you call it when you put a clock under your desk?
Answer: Working overtime.
How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
marcmandy
How long is one minute?
60 seconds or, if you’re counting: 6000000000 nano seconds
monkeytyper
The most popular time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
Lil Red
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in front of a clock?
Time will tell
PattyMac
What did the clock do after eating?
It went back four seconds
TaUrUsRoSe
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
She wanted to be on time.
ladyvic
What do you call it when you put a clock under your desk?
Answer: Working overtime.
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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| 5618430 | Time to Vote on TIME - Jokes in Message
| PattyMac | 20 Jul 2024 6:07AM |