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Current Poll
| Vote for you favourite Halloween Joke. | |
| What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life! | 19% |
| Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch! | 19% |
| What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates | 19% |
| Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck. | 12% |
| What is a ghost favorite lunch meat? Booloney. | 12% |
| What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite. | 8% |
| What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. | 8% |
| What's the best Halloween treat? Spookies and milk | 4% |
| What do you call s skeleton that likes to tell jokes? A funny bone | 0% |
| (Knock, knock) - Who's there? Trick or treat! | 0% |
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Subscribe(#5646131) Re: New theme
Posted by KG_2020 on 17 Nov 2024 at 11:05AM
At a large department store a manager was coming onto the sales floor when he heard an associate tell a woman "we haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll get any anytime soon.". The woman thanked the associate and left.
Horrified, the manager pulled the associate aside and instructed "Never, never tell a customer we're out of something! Tell them it's on order. Now what was it she wanted?"
The reply came "She asked about rain. I told her we hadn't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll get any anytime soon."
Horrified, the manager pulled the associate aside and instructed "Never, never tell a customer we're out of something! Tell them it's on order. Now what was it she wanted?"
The reply came "She asked about rain. I told her we hadn't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll get any anytime soon."
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| 5646960 | Re: Calcetines | Jools | 21 Nov 2024 9:17AM |
| 5646954 | Calcetines | fatdaddy | 21 Nov 2024 8:06AM |
| 5646719 | Re: New theme | theoldmaster | 20 Nov 2024 8:03AM |
| 5646705 | Re: New theme | marcmandy | 20 Nov 2024 6:17AM |
| 5646584 | Re: New theme | jroyster | 19 Nov 2024 3:23PM |
| 5646131 | Re: New theme | KG_2020 | 17 Nov 2024 11:05AM |