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| Vote for you favourite Halloween Joke. | |
| What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life! | 19% |
| Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch! | 19% |
| What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates | 19% |
| Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck. | 12% |
| What is a ghost favorite lunch meat? Booloney. | 12% |
| What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite. | 8% |
| What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. | 8% |
| What's the best Halloween treat? Spookies and milk | 4% |
| What do you call s skeleton that likes to tell jokes? A funny bone | 0% |
| (Knock, knock) - Who's there? Trick or treat! | 0% |
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Subscribe(#5646584) Re: New theme
Posted by jroyster on 19 Nov 2024 at 3:23PM
While at Walmart, I asked the Pharmacy staff where I might find one of those at home health tests you send to a lab for analysis.
The Pharmacy Tech looked both ways and then whispered to me, "I'm not suppose to tell you this, but you don't need that kit." He then proceeded to tell me how to do my own test for free. "Just pee under a tree, and then come back in three or four days:
- If ants have gathered, you've got diabetes.
- If the grass dries up, it's high salts, and you've got heart disease.
- If it smells like BBQ, your cholesterol is high.
- And if you forgot to pull up your pants, you've got Alzheimer's.
The Pharmacy Tech looked both ways and then whispered to me, "I'm not suppose to tell you this, but you don't need that kit." He then proceeded to tell me how to do my own test for free. "Just pee under a tree, and then come back in three or four days:
- If ants have gathered, you've got diabetes.
- If the grass dries up, it's high salts, and you've got heart disease.
- If it smells like BBQ, your cholesterol is high.
- And if you forgot to pull up your pants, you've got Alzheimer's.
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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| 5646960 | Re: Calcetines | Jools | 21 Nov 2024 9:17AM |
| 5646954 | Calcetines | fatdaddy | 21 Nov 2024 8:06AM |
| 5646719 | Re: New theme | theoldmaster | 20 Nov 2024 8:03AM |
| 5646705 | Re: New theme | marcmandy | 20 Nov 2024 6:17AM |
| 5646584 | Re: New theme | jroyster | 19 Nov 2024 3:23PM |