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Subscribe(#5646954) Calcetines
Posted by fatdaddy on 21 Nov 2024 at 8:06AM
(This joke works best if you speak Spanish)
A Mexican man walks into a men's store, looks around, finds a salesman and says "Busco calccetines".
The salesman says "I'm afraid I don't speak Spanish. No habler Espanol."
"Busco calcetines."
The salesman decides he'll try the process of elimination. He picks up a belt.
"No. Calcetines."
He takes el señor to another section and picks up a bandana.
"¡No! ¡Calcetines!"
He takes him to the shoe department and as they pass by the rack of socks the hombre picks up a pair and says "Eso si que es."
Where upon the salesman asks "Why didn't you spell it in the first place?"
A Mexican man walks into a men's store, looks around, finds a salesman and says "Busco calccetines".
The salesman says "I'm afraid I don't speak Spanish. No habler Espanol."
"Busco calcetines."
The salesman decides he'll try the process of elimination. He picks up a belt.
"No. Calcetines."
He takes el señor to another section and picks up a bandana.
"¡No! ¡Calcetines!"
He takes him to the shoe department and as they pass by the rack of socks the hombre picks up a pair and says "Eso si que es."
Where upon the salesman asks "Why didn't you spell it in the first place?"
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5646960 | Re: Calcetines | Jools | 21 Nov 2024 9:17AM |
| 5646954 | Calcetines | fatdaddy | 21 Nov 2024 8:06AM |