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(#5667997) Time to vote
Posted by Jools on 15 Feb 2025 at 9:08AM
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1. Hoagie sandwich shop joke:
One time at a hoagie sandwich shop the classical actress, Ms. O'hara, asked:
"What's that tiny, pimiento-stuffed thing in my cheddar bread sandwich?"
I had to tell her: "Wee olive in a yellow sub, Maureen."

2. Solve this mathematical formula: Tree-Poo + Tree-Poo + Tree-Poo = original post Algbra

3. During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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