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Subscribe(#5689625) Re: Going forward
Posted by rabbitoid on 28 May 2025 at 9:07AM
Thanks to The-Nono-Gram on https://www.nonograms.org
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5689809 | Re: Going forward | foster007 | 29 May 2025 2:59PM |
| 5689775 | Re: Going forward | rabbitoid | 29 May 2025 10:27AM |
| 5689774 | Re: Going forward | PattyMac | 29 May 2025 10:20AM |
| 5689625 | Re: Going forward | rabbitoid | 28 May 2025 9:07AM |