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Subscribe(#5698983) the secret to old age (not for contest)
Posted by Londoner on 14 Jul 2025 at 5:09AM
A young lady was told that eating a pinch of gunpowder every day would help her live a long life. She followed this advice until the day she died at 103.
At her death she left behind 6 children, 12 grandchildren, 36 great-grandchildren, and a big hole where the crematorium used to be!
At her death she left behind 6 children, 12 grandchildren, 36 great-grandchildren, and a big hole where the crematorium used to be!
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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| 5700476 | Re: the secret to old age (not for contest) | hoof hearted | 22 Jul 2025 11:14AM |
| 5698983 | the secret to old age (not for contest) | Londoner | 14 Jul 2025 5:09AM |