Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..smell like it....! 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
..I just look I am. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5612383) Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least..
Posted by PattyMac on 23 Jun 2024 at 12:58PM
Make sure everyone can see! Because no one is going to believe this - WOW
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5614362Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. hoof hearted1 Jul 2024 8:58PM
5614132Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. fatdaddy1 Jul 2024 2:17AM
5614104Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. hoof hearted30 Jun 2024 8:37PM
5612886Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. fatdaddy24 Jun 2024 11:58PM
5612789Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. Jools24 Jun 2024 12:36PM
5612749Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. izzy24 Jun 2024 8:04AM
5612723Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. joenrondi24 Jun 2024 4:45AM
5612428Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. Trent-PA23 Jun 2024 1:59PM
5612391Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. z71cat23 Jun 2024 1:22PM
5612383Re: If You're Gonna Act a Fool, at Least.. PattyMac23 Jun 2024 12:58PM

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