Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
I'm Not Getting Older. I Just
..keep getting better! 26%
..think time is going by faster. 15%
..smell like it....! 15%
..Suddenly got there! 11%
..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... 7%
..Increased in value! 7%
..Thought I was younger 4%
..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! 4%
..Find life getting faster.. 4%
..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. 4%
..forget how old I am. 4%
..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 0%
..I just look I am. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

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Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5622035) I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in..
Posted by LittleTree on 5 Aug 2024 at 1:53PM

Let's vote! Smiling
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5623278Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. hoof hearted11 Aug 2024 3:15PM
5622956Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Jools10 Aug 2024 2:06AM
5622691Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. HeartOnFire8 Aug 2024 9:30PM
5622616Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. jroyster8 Aug 2024 2:25PM
5622613Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Jools8 Aug 2024 2:01PM
5622553Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Buddha8 Aug 2024 7:05AM
5622448Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. fatdaddy7 Aug 2024 3:34PM
5622444Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Lil Red7 Aug 2024 3:13PM
5622354Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. * Sassy_Angel *7 Aug 2024 9:08AM
5622243Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. izzy6 Aug 2024 3:00PM
5622167Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. jroyster6 Aug 2024 7:24AM
5622156Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. z71cat6 Aug 2024 6:05AM
5622120Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Trent-PA6 Aug 2024 2:11AM
5622118Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Gameheart6 Aug 2024 12:52AM
5622098Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. Heartsong5 Aug 2024 8:03PM
5622087Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. TowneKook-5 Aug 2024 6:09PM
5622056Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. ladyvic5 Aug 2024 3:21PM
5622041Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. bestgremlin5 Aug 2024 2:32PM
5622040Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. marcmandy5 Aug 2024 2:26PM
5622038Re: I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. PattyMac5 Aug 2024 1:56PM
5622035I'd Certainly Win An Olympic Gold if they Ever Had an Event in.. LittleTree5 Aug 2024 1:53PM

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