Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| I'm Not Getting Older. I Just | |
| ..keep getting better! | 26% |
| ..smell like it....! | 15% |
| ..think time is going by faster. | 15% |
| ..Suddenly got there! | 11% |
| ..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... | 7% |
| ..Increased in value! | 7% |
| ..forget how old I am. | 4% |
| ..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! | 4% |
| ..Find life getting faster.. | 4% |
| ..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. | 4% |
| ..Thought I was younger | 4% |
| ..I just look I am. | 0% |
| ..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 | 0% |
| [ 27 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1(unknown photo)2(unknown photo)3(unknown photo)4(unknown photo)5(unknown photo)6 (unknown photo)7 (unknown photo)8(unknown photo)Bonus |
Subscribe(#5633059) Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More
Posted by Buddha on 23 Sep 2024 at 4:22PM
My doctor obviously has not listened to the loud creaks my body makes when I get up in the morning!
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5635467 | Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More | HeartOnFire | 4 Oct 2024 7:10AM |
| 5633301 | Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More | * Sassy_Angel * | 24 Sep 2024 11:39AM |
| 5633295 | Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More | PattyMac | 24 Sep 2024 11:07AM |
| 5633107 | Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More | hoof hearted | 23 Sep 2024 8:06PM |
| 5633060 | Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More | dickfrank | 23 Sep 2024 4:28PM |
| 5633059 | Re: My Doctor Told Me I Needed to Listen to my Body More | Buddha | 23 Sep 2024 4:22PM |