Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| I'm Not Getting Older. I Just | |
| ..keep getting better! | 26% |
| ..think time is going by faster. | 15% |
| ..smell like it....! | 15% |
| ..Suddenly got there! | 11% |
| ..Increased in value! | 7% |
| ..I just ... something .. it was right there on the tip of my tongue ...hmm... | 7% |
| ..Find life getting faster.. | 4% |
| ..I just developed some gray streaks in my hair and crow's feet by my eyes overnight. | 4% |
| ..Refuse to acknowledge any more birthdays! | 4% |
| ..Thought I was younger | 4% |
| ..forget how old I am. | 4% |
| ..I've just lost track of the number of times I've been 28 | 0% |
| ..I just look I am. | 0% |
| [ 27 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1(unknown photo)2(unknown photo)3(unknown photo)4(unknown photo)5(unknown photo)6 (unknown photo)7 (unknown photo)8(unknown photo)Bonus |
Subscribe(#5638271) Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me
Posted by HeartOnFire on 16 Oct 2024 at 4:50PM
He's bringing items from the neighbors' properties and then buries them in our yard!
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5638281 | Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me | dickfrank | 16 Oct 2024 5:16PM |
| 5638271 | Re: I Taught my Dog to Fetch and Now He Won't Stop Bringing Me | HeartOnFire | 16 Oct 2024 4:50PM |