Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| My Doctor Said No More Bacon | |
| ..i say no more DR, | 14% |
| ..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! | 9% |
| ..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! | 9% |
| ..No, No, he said no more baking | 9% |
| ..So that means more pork chops and sausage! | 9% |
| ..And I said No! More bacon! | 9% |
| ..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! | 9% |
| ..So I switched to steak, instead | 5% |
| ..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger | 5% |
| ..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." | 5% |
| ..He was just being a Road Hog | 5% |
| ..So I will have a rasher instead! | 5% |
| ..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! | 5% |
| ..Time to find a new doctor | 5% |
| ..I told him YOU ARE FIRED | 0% |
| ..So I filled out my will | 0% |
| ..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." | 0% |
| ..I want a second opinion! | 0% |
| [ 22 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
Subscribe(#5653519) Re: My Jeans Say Salad But My Stomach Says..
Posted by Trent-PA on 17 Dec 2024 at 3:55AM
Eat ALL of the Christmas cookies and pull out the XXL sweat pants!
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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| 5653519 | Re: My Jeans Say Salad But My Stomach Says.. | Trent-PA | 17 Dec 2024 3:55AM |