Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| Then I Saw Her Face. Now I'm a Believer | |
| ..in the power of moisturising cream | 20% |
| ..in plastic surgery. | 16% |
| ..I should write a song. | 12% |
| ..I don't monkee around | 8% |
| ..in natural beauty. | 8% |
| ..Make Up works miracles | 8% |
| ..Not a trace of doubt in my mind | 8% |
| ..I couldn't leave her if I tried | 4% |
| ..ugly only skin deep | 4% |
| ...mirrors really can crack when you look into them! | 4% |
| ..That she could eat an apple through a picket fence | 4% |
| ..That I'm in love with Badger! | 4% |
| ..if looks hurt I would be dead...lol | 0% |
| [ 25 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
Subscribe(#5667161) Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me..
Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 11:39PM
In the UK, dogging means something quite different, not suitable to explain here.
I've no idea what "to adult" means either, just illiterate to me
I've no idea what "to adult" means either, just illiterate to me
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5667239 | Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. | fatdaddy | 11 Feb 2025 2:31PM |
| 5667161 | Re: Winner of I Don't Want to Adult Today. I Just Want to "Dog", so You'll Probably Find Me.. | Jools | 10 Feb 2025 11:39PM |