Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| My Doctor Said No More Bacon | |
| ..i say no more DR, | 14% |
| ..Life without bacon is NOT worth living! | 9% |
| ..And I said No! More bacon! | 9% |
| ..So that means more pork chops and sausage! | 9% |
| ..No, No, he said no more baking | 9% |
| ..OK. If can't bake anything, I'll fry it! | 9% |
| ..So I said I need a new doctor!!!!! | 9% |
| ..Time to find a new doctor | 5% |
| ..Sorry Kevin, you can't escort me to the doc any longer! | 5% |
| ..So I will have a rasher instead! | 5% |
| ..He was just being a Road Hog | 5% |
| ..I said "Fine. I like his wife's movies better anyway." | 5% |
| ..So I ordered my usual bacon cheeseburger | 5% |
| ..So I switched to steak, instead | 5% |
| ..I want a second opinion! | 0% |
| ..So I filled out my will | 0% |
| ..So I said, "No, what you meant to say is I only have x before I die." | 0% |
| ..I told him YOU ARE FIRED | 0% |
| [ 22 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
Subscribe(#5678418) Winner of Instead of "Have a Nice Day, I Think I'll Start Saying..
Posted by LittleTree on 3 Apr 2025 at 9:34AM
..is..
..PattyMac with:
Instead of "have a nice day," I think I'll start saying..*enjoy your day."
Look for a para token and one goldero on your profile page PattyMac!
Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..
..is..
..PattyMac with: Instead of "have a nice day," I think I'll start saying..*enjoy your day."
Look for a para token and one goldero on your profile page PattyMac!
Instead of "Have a Nice Day," I Think I'll Start Saying..
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5678864 | Re: Winner of Instead of "Have a Nice Day, I Think I'll Start Saying.. | hoof hearted | 4 Apr 2025 8:35PM |
| 5678418 | Winner of Instead of "Have a Nice Day, I Think I'll Start Saying.. | LittleTree | 3 Apr 2025 9:34AM |