Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I | |
| ..was born. | 35% |
| ..When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down. | 13% |
| ..Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE. | 13% |
| ..when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time | 13% |
| ..while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted. | 9% |
| ..When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark! | 9% |
| ..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot! | 4% |
| ..requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst | 4% |
| [ 23 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
Subscribe(#5685572) Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed
Posted by LittleTree on 5 May 2025 at 7:31AM
..winner is..
..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:
At my age, getting out of bed...is a full time job.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack!
At My Age, Getting Out of Bed..
..winner is..
..RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack with her para ending of:At my age, getting out of bed...is a full time job.
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack!
At My Age, Getting Out of Bed..
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5685633 | Re: Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed | RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | 5 May 2025 1:37PM |
| 5685572 | Winner of At My Age, Getting Out of Bed | LittleTree | 5 May 2025 7:31AM |