Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| I Was Famous for Fifteen Minutes When I | |
| ..was born. | 35% |
| ..When I...unzipped my life vest and didn't know the top of the bathing suit had fallen down. | 13% |
| ..Hopefully, it will come when I am still ALIVE. | 13% |
| ..when cancer doctor told me i was unique for having two different cancers at the same time | 13% |
| ..When I rooted for the Yankees at the Mets home ballpark! | 9% |
| ..while getting married in church before all my friends and relatives . . . I fainted. | 9% |
| ..when I got fingerprinted and mug shot! | 4% |
| ..requested payment for the cleanup work I did at the town hall in Uden, Maashorst | 4% |
| [ 23 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
Subscribe(#5686783) Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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| 5686929 | Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough | jroyster | 13 May 2025 1:17PM |
| 5686814 | Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough | Jools | 12 May 2025 6:01PM |
| 5686783 | Re: I'm Old Enough to Know Better But Young Enough | Big Giant Head | 12 May 2025 11:31AM |