Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. | |
| ..of too many tariffs | 20% |
| ..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . . | 16% |
| ..Congress voted to release the naughty list. | 12% |
| ..cause I'm old and grouchy !! | 12% |
| ..Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign. | 12% |
| ..He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe | 8% |
| ..my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave. | 8% |
| ..Milk or cookies | 4% |
| ..because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer | 4% |
| .. not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred. | 4% |
| ..I lit a fire under his bum last year. | 0% |
| [ 25 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
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Subscribe(#5705452) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 15 Aug 2025 at 10:51PM
Sorry but this one completely baffled me.
I have no clue what "Today Years Old" is supposed to mean. Maybe others are having the same issue.
I have no clue what "Today Years Old" is supposed to mean. Maybe others are having the same issue.
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5705503 | Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. | Jools | 16 Aug 2025 7:41AM |
| 5705481 | Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. | **YANKEE ROSE*JR FRANK PAB | 16 Aug 2025 2:41AM |
| 5705479 | Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. | fatdaddy | 16 Aug 2025 2:39AM |
| 5705468 | Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. | LittleTree | 16 Aug 2025 12:57AM |
| 5705452 | Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. | RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack | 15 Aug 2025 10:51PM |