Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. | |
| ..But it's still not enough. | 20% |
| ..I could pass gas around her and she never knew | 20% |
| ..People would pass out when she walked by | 15% |
| ..Had to go in next room just to be able to breathe | 15% |
| ..It just had a sign on it that said "Out of Odor | 5% |
| ..Smoke alarms would go off when she came in the room | 5% |
| ..that her nickname is Chanel No. 5. | 5% |
| ..That I thought about putting her on the street corner to sell flowers! | 5% |
| ..The dogs in the neighbourhood started following her around.. | 5% |
| ..To save on buying deodorant. | 5% |
| ..That my Gardenia in My Boutonnière wilted in Church | 0% |
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
Subscribe(#5705503) Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out..
Posted by Jools on 16 Aug 2025 at 12:41AM
And me, I can't find a funny answer to a phrase that makes no sense to me.
If it means "I only found out today that...", then why not say that
If it means "I only found out today that...", then why not say that
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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| 5705503 | Re: Everyone is Today Years Old When They Find Out.. | Jools | 16 Aug 2025 12:41AM |