Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
| Santa's Not Coming to My House This Year Cuz.. | |
| ..of too many tariffs | 20% |
| ..the reindeer know that I have venison on my Christmas menu . . . | 16% |
| ..cause I'm old and grouchy !! | 12% |
| ..Apparently, my chimney has a “No Parking” sign. | 12% |
| ..Congress voted to release the naughty list. | 12% |
| ..my cows keep mistaking the reindeer for new friends and won’t let them leave. | 8% |
| ..He and the Reindeer have no time bc they have too many games to play on GT! hehe | 8% |
| ..because he doesn't have anything to cure cancer | 4% |
| .. not only do Scrooge's prisons and work houses continue but now we suffer more modern mutations of abuse and hatred. | 4% |
| ..Milk or cookies | 4% |
| ..I lit a fire under his bum last year. | 0% |
| [ 25 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.| (unknown photo)1 (unknown photo)2 (unknown photo)3 (unknown photo)4 (unknown photo)5 |
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Subscribe(#5731651) Reply to this Post with your Favorite Christmas Song
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Dec 2025 at 6:03PM
..and please vote above for your favorite para ending.
..and please vote above for your favorite para ending.