Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous 
or dramatic 
as possible.
LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.
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or dramatic as possible.LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.
Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.
If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used.
Winners, by vote, will receive
Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.1 2 3 4 5.
Subscribe(#5738759) Winner of Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick
Posted by LittleTree on 14 Jan 2026 at 1:43AM
..the winner is:
..TowneKook- with his para ending of:
Jack wasn't really nimble or quick. He actually...should have jumped higher.Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, TowneKook-!
Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..
..the winner is:
..TowneKook- with his para ending of:Jack wasn't really nimble or quick. He actually...should have jumped higher.Ooh, good gracious, great balls of Fire!
Look for a para token and 1 goldero coming to your profile page, TowneKook-!
Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick. He Actually..
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5738823 | Re: Winner of Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick | TowneKook- | 14 Jan 2026 12:42PM |
| 5738763 | Re: Winner of Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick | hoof hearted | 14 Jan 2026 1:52AM |
| 5738759 | Winner of Jack Really Wasn't Nimble or Quick | LittleTree | 14 Jan 2026 1:43AM |