The winner wins a girlfriend. The loser has to marry the other one

Little 500 race

The boss made us return to the office, but he didn't.

I thought it said car parking, not cart parking

Office Chair Grand Prix 500! 🏎️💼💨

Office Chair Olympics

Winning the Rat Race

The West Wing of the White House during Pizza Day..

Tally Ho!

On your mark get set GO

Speeding up office productivity.

With the government being shut down office workers have nothing better to do with their time.

Ben-her

Self-driving car caught in a traffic jam

The new drive-thru shopping experience wasn't quite what they had expected

Got in the wrong line.

Oh? I thought it said car park.

no snow or ice on it

The world's worst getaway driver...

perfect not a scratch on my car

Their weekly shopping trip for New York was getting out of hand..

Backed in, said "Yeah! We have an extra hour this morning!" then they were hauled off to the drunk tank.

I'm having a bad face day, just look away

Faceless Man steals hands

The new Tesla lifelike robot stalker....

Happy Halloween

let me out

I'm having a bad face day, just look away

The case goes on your pillow, not your head!

Hey Dude..you know I can still see you.

Definitely not a face lift?

Covering all those face piercings will not keep the metal detector from going off....

Unbeknown to the occultly resurrected pharaoh, the 2020 Scamdemic allowed him to blend in with little comment; his hieroglyphic cursing caused mere bemusement…

The differences between them were only super-fish-al.

Charlie the Tuna's parents were apoplectic about his new girlfriend.

I didn't fall in love on porpoise

Great show!

You might like this:
https://www.youtube.com/@itv-Retro/playlists

I have spent the last couple of weeks watching Stingray and Thunderbirds.

I can't kiss this foul smelling thing!

My parents will never understand

Not an entry
I loved Stingray

Something fishy going on here

Hmmmm, I wonder if that fish has legs?

"Marina, Aqua Marina,
What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you're near?

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why can't you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear?

Your magic to me, a beautiful mystery.
I'm certain to fall I know, because you enthrall me so.

Marina, Aqua Marina,
Why don't you say, that you'll always stay, close to my heart."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNP-RdPv5g

I just love my cat..!

Romantic Shark Tales

My beach or yours?

I love you

Now with even more natural bristles!

Hey! Help my little sister up!

OK Grandpa, you win. But I still don't believe you walked up hill in the snow to go to school, and up hill to get back home.

hey LOOK, there's Luke Skywalker!!

I am on top of the world

The good old days before personal injury lawyers. Better Call Saul.

They look like the Little Rascals!

If we all pull the ropes together I think we can shake him off

Playground minus governmental safety requirements!

Not to worry, the children have the ground to break their fall..

See Son, Back in my day, we had rough playground, it was as a Circus of Acrobats came to town daily.

Those were the days .....

Paradise Lost?

And that is why it was named Jungle Gym, thats Gym on the top...

Ahh the good old days when you could jump climb and fall, no helmets, elbow or knee pads required

But officer I only had one little drink!

Savvy hack. Put a plastic spider under your toothbrush to keep your creepy roommate from using your toothbrush.

Not the brush to use for removing cobwebs from your teeth!

These bristles will help me build a stronger web

Go ahead. I double-dare you!

My fangs need brushing..

Just in time for Halloween, spider brush you'll can get one for 49.99

The love-child of Peter Parker and Oral-B ?

Possibly, but that doesn't really matter. The vote goes goes the best "this" time

(Hasn't this picture already been used for a caption contest?)

Shhhh... I'm hiding

I know you're a gentle giant but we're scaring the ___ out of everyone behind you. We'll talk at our next appointment.

"I think I'm falling for You"

can you follow me to aisle seven, and block the camera for me?

livin on the Edge by Aerosmith

Now you listen to me young man!

Wanna shaq up?

I'm going to cut you down to size

Remember my Sunday School class where I taught you about David and Goliath !

Don't make me come up there!

Son, stop asking for chitlins..

Just because you are taller does not make you smarter

This isn't the first time I have told you off for riding in the trolley toddler seat is it?

Hows the weather up there

Do you get many nosebleeds?

What big teeth you have sir

Posted by nana1928 on 30 Sep 2025 at 3:44PM
I am on top of the world

"You Keep Me Hangin' On"

Goodbye, Cruel World!

100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall
...

Mawwwwwwmma Miaaaaaaa 🎶🎼🎵

I am on top of the world

I am on top of the world

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

I did it my way!!!!!!!

Please help me Im fallin

look mom no hands

Obviously the Beatles classic..Help!

Stairway To Heaven...

A young geyser?

thbtthbthtbtht

I wonder what the sign "Not Potable" means...

no water like garden hose water

A lost art (and no plastic!)

HAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is so sad. 🥲 Not an entry

This is an ugly and disrespective photo. Remove it....

You're not using my blanket, are you?

So you wanna flatten my nose, eh? Too late!

Got caught sleeping on the job again

Warts that above my eye?

What's unfortunate is, that's his good side.

I've got my eye on you!

Are you pretending to be Kojak?

Yes. He's been staring at me ever since I sat down here.

Just pretend Im your Momma....

Ugliness on ugliness

Next week is plastic surgery for a nose.

The ugly face of baldness...

I told you I had eyes behind my head

Kick television out of the chicken coop, no texting during school hours, and chores around the roost to earn allowance

For one you need to keep it away from the guy in the middle...

It takes a Republican rooster and a Republican hen!

Teaching them right from wrong when they are a young chick.

you teach them to cluck

What does chicken taste like raised left?

You let them run free.

Well everyone knows the left is wrong...

The lard arsed elderly slaphead in the middle obviously has..

Advertising for reforming cannibals who are persuaded to eat "something else"?

I've got it! it was Professor Plum! Go and arrest him.

Please.!!!These are vital clues for me to solve the murder

I swear officer I've never seen that wallet before in my life...

Bend over then hop on one foot

Read the fine print

Police crack down on the notorious Grey Streetwalkers gang

Granny Smith arrested before she gets to the Big Apple.

Its now illegal to be old....

Love Never tasted so good!

So I wear my Crown sideways!

Bring It On!!

Road Warrior

Q branches out to outfitting trucks.

Safety lug nuts for theft protection (and other uses)

Aggressive Driving 101 - Offensive and Defensive vehicle in one.

I dare you to pass me

shouldn't have got that close to a cop car. Hope they didn't get my plate. Glad I'm headed to Mexico

Get Off My Cloud!

Wheel of misfortune?

I swear, the tree came out of nowhere.

Now that's true love!!!!!

The human is on the left..

Blondes really DO have more fun!

Slush Puppie - "The early days"...

sharing my treat with my best friend

I was about to take another shot but the puppy had grabbed the scoop in his mouth and was high tailing it away.

Turn your wheel just a little bit to the left and reverse full force

Is this a treecar? Or a cartree?

You can't say we haven't been patient with them.

This should be nice and shaded

If a car stops in the forest and nobody moves it, is it still trapped??

The answer to the long asked question, "Why wasn't there a Back to the Future 4?"

could never do this again in a million years

Long term parking taken to the extreme

A tree grows in Datsun..

Without his specs on the driver headed towards what he believed was signed "free parking"...

should never have left the car here

You should see what he does for 'safe sex'!

Never enough protection....

Football fashion show.

@bestgremlin Thank you for the token for Caption on the Beach Chair!

I can carry the whole team!

On my way to be a superstar

Why didn't I listen to my dad and play baseball?

Equipment Manager

The rookie's duties

Wish I could look down. Feels like something fell.

I wasn't told it was flag football.

The new armadillo position..

just protecting my neck

getting it done in one trip

Running a protection racket?

Yesterday

Take me out to the Ballgaaaame!

"somewhere, over the rainbow, where the skie's..."

Oooooklahoma..!

We all lived in a time before color
A time before color
A time before color

American Pie...great group song!

Lawrence Welk Spin-off

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

The big fellow at the front can't sing but maybe we can use him as an extra in a western we are shooting. If he does any good we might use him again..

Yesterday When I Was Young

those were the days

"There's no business like show business!"

Of course it's black and white film. That's all I ever use.

I think you meant pandarazzi

What lengths the paparazzi will go to!

Smile and say "bamboo"!

I know it's legal now but you gotta' keep it out of the reach of kids.

I think I'll poop now and find out if this is a dream.

I bet no one thought panda's would take people jobs.

Grin and Bear It, Growl!

Smile, you're on Pandid Camera!

That's why the camera said " Made in China"

A different view of wildlife photography.

Try to look furry..

say panda

Nope this isn't right either...when I get outta this mess I'm just gonna sit in the sand, this chair is too much work.

Nap time. Been there don't that. Got the sun burn.

Oh God, She's walking along the beach with her husband!!!!

Billy misheard his mum who he thought had asked him if he wanted a sandWEDGE...

You Can't SEE me!

At last! Some shade!

The ravenous Beachus Chairaptor strikes again...people never learn..

I wish they had better directions with this IKea chair

I'm hiding from Mom and Dad, I am not leaving this Beach! I have more Sand Castles to build!

This wrap is no doggone good!

Hot new flavor McTornado

Earth worm ice cream. Oh Yeah!!

I asked for a curley tip cone, not a burdey tip cone.

A take from Hitchcock's little known and unsuccessful "Birds" trilogy: "Birds II Then They Came For Our Ice Cream"

Smokin' Hot Chocolate Twist

I can't believe my girlfriend put out her cigarette in my ice cream

I ain't eatin' that! Did you see where it came from?

I thought genies were only in bottles.

hot and cold delight

Chocolate tornado is our new flavor. Eat with caution

Beats chips....

I think I remember her saying that this would make me feel warm and cozy...

Oops you should have put a puppy pad in here too...

Please Please!!!!! call the ASPCA

"Mommy, I've got to go potty..."

I am as snug as a bug in a rug

hot dog...

I'm reporting you to the SPCA.

Wait till you see your favourite shoes....

Maybe Mom should have read the fine line on that flea spray first,.

9 lives, how many legs?

Posted by nana1928 on 5 Jul 2025 at 4:07PM
I am cat girl

Posted by Gameheart on 5 Jul 2025 at 5:34PM
The idiocies I have to put up with in this house !

My luck my owner is a genetic engineer

Wait! What's happening? I can't feel my legs....

Methinks someone hast preformed some hideous surgery whilst I was in repose.

Cat Stevens...

The idiocies I have to put up with in this house !

These leggings DO NOT match my top!

This is MY side of the couch! Stay on YOUR Own side!!

Hang on? I did not have them when I went to sleep.

What! C.O.D??

I am cat girl

I told you I was dressing up for Halloween

Postage due

A First Class package

We couldn't fit him in an envelope

I’m not really the puppet… The big one is!

If you can get them delivered quickly enough the bag doesn't get too dirty.

Postage due with a note that says: "When you left me, you left this behind. P.S., He needs to be changed."

The stork was on vacation...

I am daddies little trophy

Meanwhile after a mix up, his midwife spouse turns up at the hospital with a load of US Mail...

I always knew that's how babies arrived...the stork nonsense never fooled me!

Latest ad from Personal Full Function Spacesuit company

So these are the "Ancient Astronauts" responsible for every unexplained building, artefact, and inexplicable occurrence in human history that provide employment for TV presenters with big sticky up hairstyles!

Mars? Are you crazy? Earth is where it's at.

The illegal aliens posted this group photo in Facebook just before they were arrested by ICE...

Take us to your leader!

No--you may NOT rent it out as a B&B!

Yay! Mars DOES have life !!

Some people just have TOO much money!

We found some new friends!!

Joey, still undefeated after latest fight with idiot.

I told you no photos before coffee!

The ole get your hand out of my pouch punch....

How DARE you try to pick my pocket!

A hop, pic, and a punch!

A paparoozi getting his head punched in..

Skippy teams up with the Invisible Sasquatch to capture and film the “mythical Aussie”...

I will get the camera first

This is what "selfie" pictures evolved from.

I told you "NO PICTURES!"

How dare you touch my pouch without my permission

I better call Retired Sylvester Stallone 'The Exterminator

Hey do you see space bugs on the floor or am I just a bit tipsy.

Where is the joystick? I want to play.

Refresh! REFRESH!!!

You should see the Galaxian floor....

follow the line

My urologist said this might happen...

I think my aim is slightly off

Ingenious!

OK guys, get under the stools, he can't get us here...

Space invaders!

Low IQ detected, you will be a good worker.

Worker droids being programmed..

nor covid again

Aliens are cold blooded, with a body temp of 78 degrees. We will find out which one of you are The Thing. Then I will push this remote button and you will be vaporized by the death ray pointed at you.

I got it off Kay from Men in Black

Remember last week when you told me I'm your one and only. There are real bullets in this thing

Chinese reality show based on Russian Roulette

Baa..baa...baa

Where that uncomfortable hat all day or else!

Please! What ever you do, don't pull the trigger!

This new gadget will make the company millions! It scans the employees brains and then uploads all the info required to do their particular job.

fever time