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(#5706368) Re: parked

Posted by Buddha on 20 Aug 2025 at 7:58AM

Is this a treecar? Or a cartree?

(#5706223) Re: parked

Posted by fatdaddy on 19 Aug 2025 at 6:43PM

You can't say we haven't been patient with them.

(#5706205) Re: parked

Posted by cindy1970 on 19 Aug 2025 at 4:08PM

This should be nice and shaded

(#5706115) Re: parked

Posted by Londoner on 19 Aug 2025 at 6:26AM

If a car stops in the forest and nobody moves it, is it still trapped??

(#5706110) Re: parked

Posted by jroyster on 19 Aug 2025 at 6:09AM

The answer to the long asked question, "Why wasn't there a Back to the Future 4?"

(#5706021) Re: parked

Posted by nana1928 on 18 Aug 2025 at 3:06PM

could never do this again in a million years

(#5705959) Re: parked

Posted by Sea Dreams on 18 Aug 2025 at 9:23AM

Long term parking taken to the extreme

(#5705945) Re: parked

Posted by Gameheart on 18 Aug 2025 at 7:53AM

A tree grows in Datsun..

(#5705937) Re: parked

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 18 Aug 2025 at 7:04AM

Without his specs on the driver headed towards what he believed was signed "free parking"...

(#5705920) Re: parked

Posted by gertess on 18 Aug 2025 at 5:45AM

should never have left the car here

(#5705910) parked

Posted by bestgremlin on 18 Aug 2025 at 3:37AM

(#5705354) Re: stacked

Posted by bestgremlin on 15 Aug 2025 at 4:44AM

You should see what he does for 'safe sex'!

(#5705336) Re: stacked

Posted by Sundrop kid on 15 Aug 2025 at 3:50AM

Never enough protection....

(#5705121) Re: stacked

Posted by EZZ9 on 14 Aug 2025 at 3:35AM

Football fashion show.

(#5705099) Re: beach chair

Posted by cindy1970 on 13 Aug 2025 at 11:48PM

@bestgremlin Thank you for the token for Caption on the Beach Chair!

(#5705098) Re: stacked

Posted by cindy1970 on 13 Aug 2025 at 11:39PM

I can carry the whole team!

(#5705048) Re: stacked

Posted by arniep on 13 Aug 2025 at 3:31PM

On my way to be a superstar

(#5704720) Re: stacked

Posted by Londoner on 12 Aug 2025 at 4:54AM

Why didn't I listen to my dad and play baseball?

(#5704538) Re: stacked

Posted by Buddha on 11 Aug 2025 at 11:19AM

Equipment Manager

(#5704156) Re: stacked

Posted by jroyster on 9 Aug 2025 at 11:50AM

The rookie's duties

(#5704044) Re: stacked

Posted by fatdaddy on 8 Aug 2025 at 7:52PM

Wish I could look down. Feels like something fell.

(#5703957) Re: stacked

Posted by dickfrank on 8 Aug 2025 at 11:25AM

I wasn't told it was flag football.

(#5703949) Re: stacked

Posted by Gameheart on 8 Aug 2025 at 10:33AM

The new armadillo position..

(#5703921) Re: stacked

Posted by gertess on 8 Aug 2025 at 6:12AM

just protecting my neck

(#5703919) Re: stacked

Posted by nana1928 on 8 Aug 2025 at 5:51AM

getting it done in one trip

(#5703900) Re: stacked

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 8 Aug 2025 at 4:27AM

Running a protection racket?

(#5703899) stacked

Posted by bestgremlin on 8 Aug 2025 at 4:18AM

(#5703232) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by cindy1970 on 5 Aug 2025 at 8:26AM

Yesterday

(#5703133) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by marcmandy on 4 Aug 2025 at 7:08PM

Take me out to the Ballgaaaame!

(#5703023) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by Sundrop kid on 4 Aug 2025 at 9:56AM

"somewhere, over the rainbow, where the skie's..."

(#5702503) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by Gameheart on 1 Aug 2025 at 5:56PM

Oooooklahoma..!

(#5702500) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by fatdaddy on 1 Aug 2025 at 5:52PM

We all lived in a time before color
A time before color
A time before color

(#5702465) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by Byteme on 1 Aug 2025 at 1:52PM

American Pie...great group song!

(#5702464) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by PattyMac on 1 Aug 2025 at 1:45PM

Lawrence Welk Spin-off

(#5702210) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by jroyster on 31 Jul 2025 at 8:43AM

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

(#5702188) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 31 Jul 2025 at 7:05AM

The big fellow at the front can't sing but maybe we can use him as an extra in a western we are shooting. If he does any good we might use him again..

(#5702187) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by Clem3610 on 31 Jul 2025 at 7:00AM

Yesterday When I Was Young

(#5702184) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by nana1928 on 31 Jul 2025 at 6:50AM

those were the days

(#5702179) Re: what are they singing?

Posted by Londoner on 31 Jul 2025 at 6:31AM

"There's no business like show business!"

(#5702150) what are they singing?

Posted by bestgremlin on 31 Jul 2025 at 4:04AM

(#5701766) Re: photoshoot

Posted by Londoner on 29 Jul 2025 at 9:27AM

Of course it's black and white film. That's all I ever use.

(#5701650) Re: photoshoot

Posted by jroyster on 28 Jul 2025 at 3:07PM

I think you meant pandarazzi

(#5701637) Re: photoshoot

Posted by bestgremlin on 28 Jul 2025 at 2:42PM

What lengths the paparazzi will go to!

(#5701416) Re: photoshoot

Posted by Buddha on 27 Jul 2025 at 11:11AM

Smile and say "bamboo"!

(#5701308) Re: beach chair

Posted by fatdaddy on 26 Jul 2025 at 3:16PM

I know it's legal now but you gotta' keep it out of the reach of kids.

(#5701307) Re: photoshoot

Posted by fatdaddy on 26 Jul 2025 at 3:12PM

I think I'll poop now and find out if this is a dream.

(#5700845) Re: photoshoot

Posted by EZZ9 on 24 Jul 2025 at 10:06AM

I bet no one thought panda's would take people jobs.

(#5700742) Re: photoshoot

Posted by cindy1970 on 23 Jul 2025 at 8:55PM

Grin and Bear It, Growl!

(#5700697) Re: photoshoot

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 23 Jul 2025 at 2:56PM

Smile, you're on Pandid Camera!

(#5700692) Re: photoshoot

Posted by arniep on 23 Jul 2025 at 2:40PM

That's why the camera said " Made in China"

(#5700664) Re: photoshoot

Posted by jd91 on 23 Jul 2025 at 12:01PM

A different view of wildlife photography.

(#5700650) Re: photoshoot

Posted by Gameheart on 23 Jul 2025 at 9:20AM

Try to look furry..

(#5700643) Re: photoshoot

Posted by gertess on 23 Jul 2025 at 8:08AM

say panda

(#5700619) photoshoot

Posted by bestgremlin on 23 Jul 2025 at 5:42AM

(#5700356) Re: beach chair

Posted by Sea Dreams on 21 Jul 2025 at 7:04PM

Nope this isn't right either...when I get outta this mess I'm just gonna sit in the sand, this chair is too much work.

(#5700322) Re: beach chair

Posted by EZZ9 on 21 Jul 2025 at 2:18PM

Nap time. Been there don't that. Got the sun burn.

(#5699802) Re: beach chair

Posted by arniep on 18 Jul 2025 at 11:38AM

Oh God, She's walking along the beach with her husband!!!!

(#5699801) Re: beach chair

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 18 Jul 2025 at 11:19AM

Billy misheard his mum who he thought had asked him if he wanted a sandWEDGE...

(#5699781) Re: beach chair

Posted by Byteme on 18 Jul 2025 at 8:06AM

You Can't SEE me!

(#5699772) Re: beach chair

Posted by bestgremlin on 18 Jul 2025 at 6:44AM

At last! Some shade!

(#5699764) Re: beach chair

Posted by Gameheart on 18 Jul 2025 at 6:11AM

The ravenous Beachus Chairaptor strikes again...people never learn..

(#5699705) Re: beach chair

Posted by arniep on 17 Jul 2025 at 9:24PM

I wish they had better directions with this IKea chair

(#5699686) Re: beach chair

Posted by cindy1970 on 17 Jul 2025 at 7:57PM

I'm hiding from Mom and Dad, I am not leaving this Beach! I have more Sand Castles to build!

(#5699681) beach chair

Posted by bestgremlin on 17 Jul 2025 at 7:14PM

(#5698982) Re: gift wrap

Posted by Londoner on 14 Jul 2025 at 5:02AM

This wrap is no doggone good!

(#5698889) Re: soft-serve

Posted by arniep on 13 Jul 2025 at 5:53PM

Hot new flavor McTornado

(#5698883) Re: soft-serve

Posted by EZZ9 on 13 Jul 2025 at 5:13PM

Earth worm ice cream. Oh Yeah!!

(#5698882) Re: soft-serve

Posted by Buddha on 13 Jul 2025 at 5:07PM

I asked for a curley tip cone, not a burdey tip cone.

(#5698834) Re: soft-serve

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 13 Jul 2025 at 9:26AM

A take from Hitchcock's little known and unsuccessful "Birds" trilogy: "Birds II Then They Came For Our Ice Cream"

(#5698719) Re: soft-serve

Posted by cindy1970 on 12 Jul 2025 at 8:32PM

Smokin' Hot Chocolate Twist

(#5698701) Re: soft-serve

Posted by arniep on 12 Jul 2025 at 5:18PM

I can't believe my girlfriend put out her cigarette in my ice cream

(#5698655) Re: soft-serve

Posted by fatdaddy on 12 Jul 2025 at 1:22PM

I ain't eatin' that! Did you see where it came from?

(#5698649) Re: soft-serve

Posted by jroyster on 12 Jul 2025 at 12:47PM

I thought genies were only in bottles.

(#5698615) Re: soft-serve

Posted by nana1928 on 12 Jul 2025 at 6:51AM

hot and cold delight

(#5698610) Re: soft-serve

Posted by arniep on 12 Jul 2025 at 6:30AM

Chocolate tornado is our new flavor. Eat with caution

(#5698591) Re: soft-serve

Posted by Gameheart on 12 Jul 2025 at 5:44AM

Beats chips....

(#5698590) soft-serve

Posted by bestgremlin on 12 Jul 2025 at 5:25AM

(#5698014) Re: gift wrap

Posted by fatdaddy on 8 Jul 2025 at 9:40PM

I think I remember her saying that this would make me feel warm and cozy...

(#5697951) Re: gift wrap

Posted by PattyMac on 8 Jul 2025 at 2:48PM

Oops you should have put a puppy pad in here too...

(#5697911) Re: gift wrap

Posted by arniep on 8 Jul 2025 at 12:17PM

Please Please!!!!! call the ASPCA

(#5697901) Re: gift wrap

Posted by bestgremlin on 8 Jul 2025 at 11:22AM

"Mommy, I've got to go potty..."

(#5697891) Re: gift wrap

Posted by gertess on 8 Jul 2025 at 10:02AM

I am as snug as a bug in a rug

(#5697890) Re: gift wrap

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 8 Jul 2025 at 9:56AM

hot dog...

(#5697887) Re: gift wrap

Posted by Buddha on 8 Jul 2025 at 9:41AM

I'm reporting you to the SPCA.

(#5697885) Re: gift wrap

Posted by Gameheart on 8 Jul 2025 at 9:35AM

Wait till you see your favourite shoes....

(#5697883) gift wrap

Posted by bestgremlin on 8 Jul 2025 at 9:32AM

(#5697722) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by PattyMac on 7 Jul 2025 at 4:41PM

Maybe Mom should have read the fine line on that flea spray first,.

(#5697669) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by jd91 on 7 Jul 2025 at 1:08PM

9 lives, how many legs?

(#5697352) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by Jools on 6 Jul 2025 at 12:46AM

Posted by nana1928 on 5 Jul 2025 at 4:07PM
I am cat girl

Posted by Gameheart on 5 Jul 2025 at 5:34PM
The idiocies I have to put up with in this house !

(#5697351) Re: (no subject)

Posted by Jools on 6 Jul 2025 at 12:45AM

Please remember unless you post your entry as a reply to the original post it's unlikely to be seen and voted on

(#5697233) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by arniep on 5 Jul 2025 at 3:56PM

My luck my owner is a genetic engineer

(#5697180) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by Sea Dreams on 5 Jul 2025 at 2:04PM

Wait! What's happening? I can't feel my legs....

(#5697166) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by fatdaddy on 5 Jul 2025 at 12:50PM

Methinks someone hast preformed some hideous surgery whilst I was in repose.

(#5697112) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 5 Jul 2025 at 8:50AM

Cat Stevens...

(#5697108) Re: (no subject)

Posted by Gameheart on 5 Jul 2025 at 7:34AM

The idiocies I have to put up with in this house !

(#5697103) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by Buddha on 5 Jul 2025 at 7:09AM

These leggings DO NOT match my top!

(#5697098) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by Clem3610 on 5 Jul 2025 at 6:36AM

This is MY side of the couch! Stay on YOUR Own side!!

(#5697097) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by EZZ9 on 5 Jul 2025 at 6:24AM

Hang on? I did not have them when I went to sleep.

(#5697096) Re: special delivery

Posted by EZZ9 on 5 Jul 2025 at 6:22AM

What! C.O.D??

(#5697092) (no subject)

Posted by nana1928 on 5 Jul 2025 at 6:07AM

I am cat girl

(#5697088) Re: relaxing on the couch

Posted by gertess on 5 Jul 2025 at 5:57AM

I told you I was dressing up for Halloween

(#5697064) relaxing on the couch

Posted by bestgremlin on 5 Jul 2025 at 4:47AM

(#5696353) Re: special delivery

Posted by hoof hearted on 1 Jul 2025 at 5:20PM

Postage due

(#5696125) Re: special delivery

Posted by jroyster on 30 Jun 2025 at 4:13PM

A First Class package

(#5696112) Re: special delivery

Posted by arniep on 30 Jun 2025 at 3:36PM

We couldn't fit him in an envelope

(#5696069) Re: special delivery

Posted by marcmandy on 30 Jun 2025 at 11:03AM

I’m not really the puppet… The big one is!

(#5696046) Re: special delivery

Posted by fatdaddy on 30 Jun 2025 at 8:40AM

If you can get them delivered quickly enough the bag doesn't get too dirty.

(#5696037) Re: special delivery

Posted by bestgremlin on 30 Jun 2025 at 7:52AM

Postage due with a note that says: "When you left me, you left this behind. P.S., He needs to be changed."

(#5696031) Re: special delivery

Posted by PattyMac on 30 Jun 2025 at 6:21AM

The stork was on vacation...

(#5696020) Re: special delivery

Posted by nana1928 on 30 Jun 2025 at 5:32AM

I am daddies little trophy

(#5695984) Re: special delivery

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 30 Jun 2025 at 2:13AM

Meanwhile after a mix up, his midwife spouse turns up at the hospital with a load of US Mail...

(#5695976) Re: special delivery

Posted by Gameheart on 29 Jun 2025 at 11:54PM

I always knew that's how babies arrived...the stork nonsense never fooled me!

(#5695945) special delivery

Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Jun 2025 at 6:55PM

(#5694494) Re: tourist photo

Posted by dickfrank on 22 Jun 2025 at 11:22AM

Latest ad from Personal Full Function Spacesuit company

(#5694488) Re: tourist photo

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 22 Jun 2025 at 10:30AM

So these are the "Ancient Astronauts" responsible for every unexplained building, artefact, and inexplicable occurrence in human history that provide employment for TV presenters with big sticky up hairstyles!

(#5694342) Re: tourist photo

Posted by EZZ9 on 21 Jun 2025 at 12:21PM

Mars? Are you crazy? Earth is where it's at.

(#5694314) Re: tourist photo

Posted by bestgremlin on 21 Jun 2025 at 6:53AM

The illegal aliens posted this group photo in Facebook just before they were arrested by ICE...

(#5694248) Re: tourist photo

Posted by Buddha on 21 Jun 2025 at 2:11AM

Take us to your leader!

(#5694197) Re: joey

Posted by Catmane on 20 Jun 2025 at 6:54PM

No--you may NOT rent it out as a B&B!

(#5694190) Re: tourist photo

Posted by Gameheart on 20 Jun 2025 at 6:29PM

Yay! Mars DOES have life !!

(#5694100) Re: tourist photo

Posted by jroyster on 20 Jun 2025 at 7:19AM

Some people just have TOO much money!

(#5694078) Re: tourist photo

Posted by Clem3610 on 20 Jun 2025 at 5:14AM

We found some new friends!!

(#5694076) tourist photo

Posted by bestgremlin on 20 Jun 2025 at 5:04AM

(#5692290) Re: joey

Posted by jroyster on 11 Jun 2025 at 11:18AM

Joey, still undefeated after latest fight with idiot.

(#5691870) Re: joey

Posted by EZZ9 on 9 Jun 2025 at 10:09AM

I told you no photos before coffee!

(#5691834) Re: joey

Posted by PattyMac on 9 Jun 2025 at 5:26AM

The ole get your hand out of my pouch punch....

(#5691747) Re: joey

Posted by bestgremlin on 8 Jun 2025 at 6:44PM

How DARE you try to pick my pocket!

(#5691710) Re: joey

Posted by Buddha on 8 Jun 2025 at 3:36PM

A hop, pic, and a punch!

(#5691520) Re: joey

Posted by Gameheart on 7 Jun 2025 at 11:08AM

A paparoozi getting his head punched in..

(#5691497) Re: joey

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 7 Jun 2025 at 8:07AM

Skippy teams up with the Invisible Sasquatch to capture and film the “mythical Aussie”...

(#5691476) Re: joey

Posted by nana1928 on 7 Jun 2025 at 6:00AM

I will get the camera first

(#5691415) Re: joey

Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jun 2025 at 9:21PM

This is what "selfie" pictures evolved from.

(#5691399) Re: joey

Posted by fatdaddy on 6 Jun 2025 at 6:05PM

I told you "NO PICTURES!"

(#5691389) Re: joey

Posted by arniep on 6 Jun 2025 at 4:49PM

How dare you touch my pouch without my permission

(#5691386) joey

Posted by bestgremlin on 6 Jun 2025 at 4:45PM

(#5690581) Re: tiled floor

Posted by arniep on 2 Jun 2025 at 6:59AM

I better call Retired Sylvester Stallone 'The Exterminator

(#5690241) Re: tiled floor

Posted by PattyMac on 31 May 2025 at 5:45PM

Hey do you see space bugs on the floor or am I just a bit tipsy.

(#5690103) Re: tiled floor

Posted by EZZ9 on 31 May 2025 at 6:37AM

Where is the joystick? I want to play.

(#5689440) Re: tiled floor

Posted by Buddha on 27 May 2025 at 10:45AM

Refresh! REFRESH!!!

(#5689426) Re: tiled floor

Posted by Gameheart on 27 May 2025 at 8:37AM

You should see the Galaxian floor....

(#5689423) Re: tiled floor

Posted by gertess on 27 May 2025 at 7:19AM

follow the line

(#5689373) Re: tiled floor

Posted by bestgremlin on 27 May 2025 at 2:03AM

My urologist said this might happen...

(#5689359) Re: tiled floor

Posted by Jools on 26 May 2025 at 10:55PM

I think my aim is slightly off

(#5689333) Re: tiled floor

Posted by jroyster on 26 May 2025 at 4:22PM

Ingenious!

(#5689328) Re: tiled floor

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 26 May 2025 at 3:32PM

OK guys, get under the stools, he can't get us here...

(#5689326) Re: tiled floor

Posted by Byteme on 26 May 2025 at 3:24PM

Space invaders!

(#5689325) tiled floor

Posted by bestgremlin on 26 May 2025 at 3:23PM

(#5687756) Re: Your turn

Posted by EZZ9 on 18 May 2025 at 10:30AM

Low IQ detected, you will be a good worker.

(#5687736) Re: Your turn

Posted by Gameheart on 18 May 2025 at 8:03AM

Worker droids being programmed..

(#5687557) Re: Your turn

Posted by * Sassy_Angel * on 17 May 2025 at 11:15AM

nor covid again

(#5687555) Re: Your turn

Posted by jroyster on 17 May 2025 at 10:52AM

Aliens are cold blooded, with a body temp of 78 degrees. We will find out which one of you are The Thing. Then I will push this remote button and you will be vaporized by the death ray pointed at you.

(#5687547) Re: Your turn

Posted by Jools on 17 May 2025 at 9:49AM

I got it off Kay from Men in Black

(#5687458) Re: Your turn

Posted by arniep on 16 May 2025 at 4:17PM

Remember last week when you told me I'm your one and only. There are real bullets in this thing

(#5687428) Re: Your turn

Posted by bestgremlin on 16 May 2025 at 2:27PM

Chinese reality show based on Russian Roulette

(#5687419) Re: Your turn

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 16 May 2025 at 1:02PM

Baa..baa...baa

(#5687408) Re: Your turn

Posted by ladyvic on 16 May 2025 at 10:33AM

Where that uncomfortable hat all day or else!

(#5687400) Re: Your turn

Posted by Buddha on 16 May 2025 at 8:40AM

Please! What ever you do, don't pull the trigger!

(#5687371) Re: Your turn

Posted by Sea Dreams on 16 May 2025 at 4:47AM

This new gadget will make the company millions! It scans the employees brains and then uploads all the info required to do their particular job.

(#5687363) Re: Your turn

Posted by gertess on 16 May 2025 at 3:23AM

fever time

(#5687340) Your turn

Posted by bestgremlin on 16 May 2025 at 1:21AM

(#5686443) Re: bent

Posted by Byteme on 10 May 2025 at 10:22AM

Lol

(#5686440) Re: bent

Posted by arniep on 10 May 2025 at 9:28AM

Hit the sign win $50

(#5686322) Re: bent

Posted by fatdaddy on 9 May 2025 at 1:07PM

Fred wasn't yet quite aware of the with of his new combine when he drove it home last season.

(#5686308) Re: bent

Posted by Byteme on 9 May 2025 at 9:38AM

Uh oh!! Lookout for the corn police!

(#5686307) Re: bent

Posted by Gameheart on 9 May 2025 at 9:34AM

In some states corn's growing speed is limited to prevent soil erosion..

(#5686303) Re: bent

Posted by Jools on 9 May 2025 at 8:55AM

is that leaning at 35 degrees?

(#5686302) Re: bent

Posted by Byteme on 9 May 2025 at 8:45AM

...and don't hit the corn!

(#5686301) Re: bent

Posted by Buddha on 9 May 2025 at 8:42AM

. . and watch for low-flying aircraft.

(#5686280) bent

Posted by bestgremlin on 9 May 2025 at 6:28AM

(#5686026) Re: tools

Posted by bestgremlin on 7 May 2025 at 8:16PM

You should see how he does jigsaw puzzles!

(#5685995) Re: tools

Posted by PattyMac on 7 May 2025 at 6:24PM

Well at least it was a good idea...

(#5685607) Re: tools

Posted by Big Giant Head on 5 May 2025 at 11:02AM

If a tidy desk is the sign of a tidy mind, what on Earth is going on here?

(#5685578) Re: tools

Posted by EZZ9 on 5 May 2025 at 8:02AM

AHhhh! Someone is in big trouble.

(#5685461) Re: tools

Posted by Sea Dreams on 4 May 2025 at 4:22PM

Looks like my hubby's tools, he never puts anything back where it belongs either

(#5685404) Re: tools

Posted by Gameheart on 4 May 2025 at 8:56AM

The chaos system often used by cheap mechanics..

(#5685361) Re: tools

Posted by Jools on 4 May 2025 at 6:12AM

I think one's missing!

(#5685347) Re: tools

Posted by fatdaddy on 4 May 2025 at 5:34AM

I like it right here on the wood. Don't put me over one of those drawings that isn't me!

(#5685342) Re: tools

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 4 May 2025 at 5:11AM

Elsewhere, the spherical jar contains the square pegs..

(#5685338) Re: tools

Posted by Byteme on 4 May 2025 at 4:50AM

Where's the duct tape!! Lol

(#5685334) tools

Posted by bestgremlin on 4 May 2025 at 3:48AM

(#5684594) Re: three

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 30 Apr 2025 at 10:44AM

While Nichelle cut her hair and went on to feature in "Star Trek" and Joanna dyed her hair blond for the "New Avengers", Lucy on the right evaded fame and lives a few doors down from me...

(#5684560) Re: three

Posted by Byteme on 30 Apr 2025 at 7:57AM

Oh! That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

(#5684557) Re: three

Posted by gertess on 30 Apr 2025 at 7:56AM

Best friends forever

(#5684556) Re: three

Posted by bestgremlin on 30 Apr 2025 at 7:56AM

When the Mod Squad merged with Charlie's Angels...

(#5684549) Re: three

Posted by Byteme on 30 Apr 2025 at 7:43AM

Mod!

(#5684547) Re: three

Posted by arniep on 30 Apr 2025 at 7:41AM

We are all on a spiritual journey of kindness and deep awakening, Can't you tell?

(#5684503) best friends forever

Posted by gertess on 30 Apr 2025 at 3:54AM

(#5684501) Re: three

Posted by fatdaddy on 30 Apr 2025 at 3:47AM

They may not be "The Supremes" but they sure are some supreme ladies in some supreme outfits!

(#5684390) three

Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Apr 2025 at 4:32PM

(#5683157) Re: sing-along

Posted by Gameheart on 24 Apr 2025 at 9:49AM

Oddly enough, the dog is more in tune than the kid..

(#5683132) Re: sing-along

Posted by arniep on 24 Apr 2025 at 7:39AM

You ain't nothing but a hound dog!!!!!!

(#5683104) Re: sing-along

Posted by Jools on 24 Apr 2025 at 4:47AM

Benjy & Banjo

(#5683103) Re: sing-along

Posted by Buddha on 24 Apr 2025 at 4:45AM

Banjo Baying Beat.

(#5683004) Re: sing-along

Posted by nana1928 on 23 Apr 2025 at 3:48PM

Me and Mr. Bojangles

(#5683002) Re: sing-along

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 23 Apr 2025 at 3:46PM

Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - The early days...

(#5683000) Re: sing-along

Posted by ladyvic on 23 Apr 2025 at 3:34PM

Old McDonald had a dog, e i e i o Rocking to the Music

(#5682961) Re: sing-along

Posted by jd91 on 23 Apr 2025 at 12:08PM

One man and his dog went to mow a meadow

(#5682957) sing-along

Posted by bestgremlin on 23 Apr 2025 at 11:27AM

(#5681446) Re: out for a walk

Posted by Byteme on 16 Apr 2025 at 8:44AM

Agreed!

(#5681439) Re: out for a walk

Posted by jroyster on 16 Apr 2025 at 8:31AM

Just realized in that one the tiger is talking

(#5681349) Re: out for a walk

Posted by arniep on 15 Apr 2025 at 7:11PM

The one about biting off the ear should win this round. That was the best. Made me laugh

(#5681283) Re: out for a walk

Posted by jroyster on 15 Apr 2025 at 1:10PM

I got nothin

(#5681270) Re: out for a walk

Posted by Sea Dreams on 15 Apr 2025 at 10:53AM

If I'd known they don't make extra large litter boxes I would have gotten a dog.

(#5681268) Re: out for a walk

Posted by arniep on 15 Apr 2025 at 10:48AM

Do your thing and then we will wrestle for fun

(#5681150) Re: out for a walk

Posted by dickfrank on 14 Apr 2025 at 2:35PM

He's freindly. You can pet him. He won't claw you.

(#5681133) Re: out for a walk

Posted by jd91 on 14 Apr 2025 at 1:35PM

Prowling the streets

(#5681067) Re: out for a walk

Posted by Buddha on 14 Apr 2025 at 5:29AM

Personal protection for when you take your pet for a walk!

(#5680875) Re: out for a walk

Posted by PattyMac on 13 Apr 2025 at 12:54PM

Whos walking Who?

(#5680874) Re: out for a walk

Posted by EZZ9 on 13 Apr 2025 at 12:52PM

He said he was going to walk the dog. Then we found out the tigers name was, Dog.

(#5680854) Re: out for a walk

Posted by Gameheart on 13 Apr 2025 at 8:32AM

That's the last time I buy a genetically enhanced kitten online.....

(#5680843) Re: out for a walk

Posted by fatdaddy on 13 Apr 2025 at 7:13AM

Kenya's lookin' like she's hungry for paparazzi.

(#5680842) Re: out for a walk

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 13 Apr 2025 at 7:04AM

I hope Mike doesn't bite my ear...

(#5680839) out for a walk

Posted by bestgremlin on 13 Apr 2025 at 6:56AM

(#5679203) Re: Three

Posted by EZZ9 on 6 Apr 2025 at 11:42AM

What is love? Yeah...

(#5679190) Re: Three

Posted by Buddha on 6 Apr 2025 at 10:57AM

Testosterone Art

(#5678743) Re: Three

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 4 Apr 2025 at 1:44PM

Thirty years after the “porridge incident” and now reconciled, Goldilocks and Baby Bear share an unlikely common interest...

(#5678741) Re: Three

Posted by jd91 on 4 Apr 2025 at 1:36PM

His front says "Drivers start your engines".

(#5678731) Re: Three

Posted by Gameheart on 4 Apr 2025 at 12:03PM

That was his number in the food maze.....

(#5678714) Re: Three

Posted by jroyster on 4 Apr 2025 at 8:29AM

Seems kinda silly to shave the few inches between his head and back

(#5678681) Re: Three

Posted by nana1928 on 4 Apr 2025 at 3:56AM

Hairy met Sally at the race

(#5678600) Re: Three

Posted by PattyMac on 3 Apr 2025 at 8:01PM

Cant believe you told everyone Dales Ghost did that....these crazy race car fans believed you...

(#5678591) Re: Three

Posted by arniep on 3 Apr 2025 at 7:13PM

Does the whole world have to know you can drink three pitchers of beer?

(#5678529) Re: Three

Posted by fatdaddy on 3 Apr 2025 at 6:27PM

Haire was Dale's biggest fan.

(#5678528) Three

Posted by bestgremlin on 3 Apr 2025 at 6:16PM

(#5678333) Re: neck

Posted by hoof hearted on 2 Apr 2025 at 8:16PM

I'm looking for a hammaburger and a long neck

(#5677221) Re: neck

Posted by nana1928 on 29 Mar 2025 at 11:16AM

kiss kiss

(#5677220) Re: neck

Posted by bestgremlin on 29 Mar 2025 at 11:16AM

I bet she does not even know how long my tail is!

(#5677193) Re: neck

Posted by jroyster on 29 Mar 2025 at 8:08AM

(giraffe) You . just . got . a . little . something . right . there

(#5677099) Re: neck

Posted by fatdaddy on 28 Mar 2025 at 9:09PM

🎶 If you think it's butter
But it's snot
Find a giraffe 🎶

(#5677041) Re: neck

Posted by arniep on 28 Mar 2025 at 3:28PM

I've always been attracted to tall men

(#5677035) Re: neck

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 28 Mar 2025 at 3:02PM

You're having a giraffe!

(https://www.quora.com/What-does-having-a-giraffe-mean-in-British-slang)

(#5677003) Re: neck

Posted by Jools on 28 Mar 2025 at 10:04AM

Mmmmmm...... tasty

(#5676990) neck

Posted by bestgremlin on 28 Mar 2025 at 8:48AM

(#5676205) Re: in sand

Posted by Sea Dreams on 24 Mar 2025 at 2:14PM

When the spa talked me into this full body exfoliating treatment with "special" moisturizers this is not what I pictured...

(#5676195) Re: in sand

Posted by hoof hearted on 24 Mar 2025 at 1:36PM

Haha

(#5676097) Re: in sand

Posted by fatdaddy on 23 Mar 2025 at 9:39PM

That should read
"It's starting to come back to me. I remember her saying "Trust me"..."
My fingers got dyslexic.

(#5676095) Re: in sand

Posted by EZZ9 on 23 Mar 2025 at 9:09PM

I should have picked the boiling oil.

(#5675947) Re: in sand

Posted by Gameheart on 23 Mar 2025 at 5:06AM

What the new administration is doing to the world....

(#5675919) Re: in sand

Posted by fatdaddy on 22 Mar 2025 at 10:16PM

It's starting to ocme back to me. I remember her saying "Trust me"...

(#5675918) Re: in sand

Posted by Buddha on 22 Mar 2025 at 10:10PM

Catching the bird flew . . .

(#5675900) Re: in sand

Posted by bestgremlin on 22 Mar 2025 at 5:39PM

What Federal employees feel like when DOGE drops by

(#5675895) Re: in sand

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 22 Mar 2025 at 5:06PM

Sand hassle...

(#5675894) Re: in sand

Posted by arniep on 22 Mar 2025 at 4:42PM

Just dropping by my droppings

(#5675888) in sand

Posted by bestgremlin on 22 Mar 2025 at 4:00PM

(#5675355) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by dickfrank on 19 Mar 2025 at 8:21PM

I want to be a RMPC horse when I grow up

(#5675336) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by Buddha on 19 Mar 2025 at 5:20PM

The Mountie races are going to be exciting!

(#5675254) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by arniep on 19 Mar 2025 at 7:42AM

smile please

(#5674124) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by Gameheart on 14 Mar 2025 at 6:32AM

We always get our cat...

(#5674120) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by ladyvic on 14 Mar 2025 at 6:13AM

Odie made it all the way to Canada by himself!

(#5674067) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by fatdaddy on 13 Mar 2025 at 8:33PM

This dog whizzes in artistic patterns. Here he proudly shows off a representation of the long forgotten ... I forget ... logo ....

(#5674023) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by bestgremlin on 13 Mar 2025 at 5:02PM

The "wiener" of the Dudley Do-Right look-alike contest.

(#5674019) Re: Oh, Canada

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 13 Mar 2025 at 4:40PM

On becoming the 51st state, the RCMP recruits non-humans in order not to fall foul of public sector inclusivity...

(#5673993) Oh, Canada

Posted by bestgremlin on 13 Mar 2025 at 2:29PM

(#5672687) Re: deflation

Posted by EZZ9 on 7 Mar 2025 at 9:26AM

And this is why we don't dunk donuts in are coffee anymore.

(#5671967) Re: deflation

Posted by Gameheart on 4 Mar 2025 at 3:44AM

"This also shows the diminishing brain size of Trump over the decades"....

(#5671904) Re: deflation

Posted by bestgremlin on 3 Mar 2025 at 6:32PM

An operative from DOGE claiming that they found fraud/waste/abuse in a federal cafeteria.

(#5671895) Re: deflation

Posted by jroyster on 3 Mar 2025 at 5:47PM

These guesses are like donuts! ALL really good.

(#5671883) Re: deflation

Posted by arniep on 3 Mar 2025 at 4:23PM

Trumps proof the economy is getting better under his regime

(#5671874) Re: deflation

Posted by fatdaddy on 3 Mar 2025 at 3:37PM

I got this job because I told them at NASA that I didn't know if 3.1415927 was valid for doughnuts as well as pie.

(#5671861) Re: deflation

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 3 Mar 2025 at 2:28PM

The continued descent into un-hole-iness of the donut...

(#5671859) Re: deflation

Posted by Catmane on 3 Mar 2025 at 2:11PM

Our goal is extra sweet Cheerios.

(#5671855) deflation

Posted by bestgremlin on 3 Mar 2025 at 1:53PM

(#5671029) Re: In the fridge

Posted by Jools on 27 Feb 2025 at 1:27PM

room up top for a small one

(#5670895) Re: In the fridge

Posted by bestgremlin on 26 Feb 2025 at 7:48PM

That's not quite what was meant when the recipe said "Fold the milk into the dough".

(#5670785) Re: In the fridge

Posted by EZZ9 on 26 Feb 2025 at 11:49AM

Well, that explains why the rest of your house looks like that.

(#5670737) Re: In the fridge

Posted by fatdaddy on 26 Feb 2025 at 7:05AM

No you can't compress a Nerf ball like a milk jug even if it's refrigerated.

(#5670620) Re: In the fridge

Posted by Ziggy Zugzwang on 25 Feb 2025 at 3:49PM

Milking the limited space for all its worth, but egging on another item to fit, unfortunately demonstrated the limits of "Refrigerator Tetris"...

(#5670606) Re: In the fridge

Posted by jroyster on 25 Feb 2025 at 2:51PM

Genius! (See what you can accomplish with healthy eating)

(#5670573) Re: In the fridge

Posted by jd91 on 25 Feb 2025 at 10:04AM

Only 1 more pint to fit in.

(#5670562) Re: In the fridge

Posted by PattyMac on 25 Feb 2025 at 8:16AM

Told you it would fit

(#5670554) Re: In the fridge

Posted by arniep on 25 Feb 2025 at 7:05AM

I have no idea why I keep running to the bathroom

(#5670146) Re: In the fridge

Posted by Gameheart on 25 Feb 2025 at 6:13AM

Hello there, I'm Mr Milk, it's a bit of a squeeze, as you can see...pleased to meet you!

(#5670119) In the fridge

Posted by bestgremlin on 25 Feb 2025 at 5:39AM

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