Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN! 
Gonged With The Win!
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5To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
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Subscribe(#5722015) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 11:38PM
Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me—he started talking smack, gobbling off at the beak, so I flipped my wig, mashed some potatoes in self-defense, and now I can’t show my face at the farm ‘cause apparently, I’m wanted for poultry conduct! 🦃🤣
That's probably too long for the poll 😱
That's probably too long for the poll 😱
| Subject | Posted By | Date & Time | |
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| 5722206 | Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now! | marcmandy | 9 Nov 2025 3:57AM |
| 5722118 | Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now! | Byteme | 8 Nov 2025 4:23PM |
| 5722036 | Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now! | hoof hearted | 8 Nov 2025 3:16AM |
| 5722018 | Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now! | PattyMac | 8 Nov 2025 12:14AM |
| 5722015 | Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now! | hoof hearted | 7 Nov 2025 11:38PM |