Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Current Poll
| Best Turkey Pun | |
| The thanksgiving turkey has gone missing, I suspect fowl play | 36% |
| Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me— | 27% |
| What do you do on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble gobble | 18% |
| How did the turkey manage to survive thanksgiving? By being ahead of the CARVE | 18% |
| There's no need for a wine glass when you've got a gobble-let! | 0% |
| What's a Turkeys favorite dessert..."Peach Gobbler" | 0% |
| [ 11 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
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Subscribe(#5722206) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by marcmandy on 8 Nov 2025 at 7:57PM
You could make it Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me—
You could make it Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldn’t let me—
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| 5722206 | Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now! | marcmandy | 8 Nov 2025 7:57PM |