Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
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Subscribe(#5705968) Milk is our NEW pun topic, let hear what ya got!
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Aug 2025 at 11:18AM
(#5705957) Re: We have a winner - hoof hearted
(#5705948) Re: We have a winner - hoof hearted
Posted by hoof hearted on 18 Aug 2025 at 8:16AM
I did wow! Thank you everyone. Let's make the next topic a real cereal killer, Milk.
(#5705637) We have a winner - hoof hearted
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Aug 2025 at 5:20PM
hoof hearted won with
"Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made. "
Be watching for your token and you may also pick the next topic....congrats
"Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made. "
Be watching for your token and you may also pick the next topic....congrats
(#5704048) Lets Vote
(#5704025) Re: POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Aug 2025 at 5:49PM
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made.
(#5703214) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
(#5702299) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
(#5702272) POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
(#5699905) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by Jools on 19 Jul 2025 at 3:17AM
My friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday.
I said no, but now I’m regretting it. That was a missed steak.
I said no, but now I’m regretting it. That was a missed steak.
(#5699489) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
(#5697499) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
(#5697441) New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 8:19AM
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Dad’s grilling skills are legendary. He’s the Grillfather.
Dad’s grilling skills are legendary. He’s the Grillfather.
(#5697440) Re: We have a tie
(#5697411) We have a tie
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 6:25AM
(#5693940) Lets Vote - Travel Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 19 Jun 2025 at 10:25AM
(#5692025) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 10 Jun 2025 at 6:24AM
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My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
(#5691979) Re: New theme - Travel
(#5691965) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
(#5690621) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by Jools on 2 Jun 2025 at 11:05AM
I was planning on an Italian city break but not sure where. I'm leaning towards Pisa
(#5690603) PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jun 2025 at 9:00AM
(#5689828) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 29 May 2025 at 5:23PM
I sued an airline for losing my luggage on vacation. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
(#5689726) New theme - Travel
(#5689688) Re: Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
Posted by Jools on 28 May 2025 at 7:40PM
I was worried it might be too risqué
I will think of a topic and post soon
I was worried it might be too risqué
I will think of a topic and post soon
(#5689679) Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
(#5689360) Re: did you know?
(#5689334) did you know?
Posted by eliphont551 on 26 May 2025 at 4:25PM
Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was...
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
(#5686126) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 8 May 2025 at 7:21AM
(#5681248) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by hypnotist on 15 Apr 2025 at 6:58AM
I spotted an all white, blank dalmatian at the park today. I mean it was the least that I could do for him.
(#5681007) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Apr 2025 at 8:19PM
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
(#5680973) Re: Puns about Dogs
(#5679271) Re: Puns about Dogs
(#5679246) Re: Puns about Dogs
(#5679239) Puns about Dogs
Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:35PM
Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
(#5679176) We have a winner! ladyvic
(#5677499) Lets Vote - Favorite Flower Pun - see in message
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2025 at 10:40AM
1. What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.
2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love
3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia
2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love
3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia
(#5674969) Looking for Flower Puns!!!!!!
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:07PM
(#5672734) Re: Flower Puns
(#5672731) Re: Flower Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:22PM
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
(#5672711) Re: Flower Puns
(#5672455) Re: Flower Puns
(#5672454) Flower Puns
Posted by Jools on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:43AM
With spring just around the corner let's have some pins about flowers
(#5672399) Re: Jools Wins with:
(#5672360) Jools Wins with:
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Mar 2025 at 4:41PM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self."
Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.
Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.
(#5671798) Poll is Up
(#5671711) Re: New pun subject is doctors
(#5671610) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by monkeytyper on 2 Mar 2025 at 8:45AM
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’
(#5670996) Re: New pun subject is doctors