Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
Subscribe(#5645414) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???
(#5644965) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???
Posted by Jools on 12 Nov 2024 at 12:36PM
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
(#5644917) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???
(#5644875) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???
(#5644808) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
(#5644803) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
Posted by LittleTree on 11 Nov 2024 at 7:22PM
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
(#5644758) We have only ONE turkey pun???
Posted by PattyMac on 11 Nov 2024 at 4:11PM
Where are the puns, check in that pun box and give me your best!!
(#5643531) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
Posted by hoot on 5 Nov 2024 at 1:34PM
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."
(#5643488) Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Nov 2024 at 10:29AM
Shout out your favorite Thanksgiving Pun - pun can be anything connected to Thanksgiving
(#5643482) Voting is over and we have Co_winners
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Nov 2024 at 10:23AM
LittleTree -Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
monkeytyper -Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
monkeytyper -Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
(#5641842) Voting Starts
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Oct 2024 at 7:14PM
Lots of great puns to choose from....cast your vote today
(#5641810) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
(#5640668) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
(#5639937) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
(#5639918) Secret Symbol?
Posted by M3 on 23 Oct 2024 at 10:41AM
On Earth Y when body builders were persecuted they called themselves Pump Kin and used the color orange and the pumpkin as recognition codes. 
(#5639708) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
(#5639704) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
(#5639659) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
(#5639658) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by monkeytyper on 22 Oct 2024 at 9:08AM
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
(#5639399) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
(#5639379) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
(#5639362) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
Posted by amthevessel on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:39PM
What about the Pumkin? Delicious!
(All's Going Well My Lady Montmorency - Frankie Howerd))
(All's Going Well My Lady Montmorency - Frankie Howerd))
(#5639360) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:22PM
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
(#5639355) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
Posted by hoot on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:00PM
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? "A life gourd."
(#5639353) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by joenrondi on 21 Oct 2024 at 1:54PM
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
(#5639306) Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
Posted by PattyMac on 21 Oct 2024 at 11:39AM
(#5637924) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 15 Oct 2024 at 7:22AM
What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gourd!
What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gourd!
(#5637873) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by Jools on 15 Oct 2024 at 12:09AM
Q: How do you repair a broken jack o' lantern?
A: Use a pumpkin patch
A: Use a pumpkin patch
(#5637863) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by HeartOnFire on 14 Oct 2024 at 8:52PM
What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie?
"You get au-tumn-y ache."
"You get au-tumn-y ache."
(#5637759) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by LittleTree on 14 Oct 2024 at 1:08PM
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!
(#5637754) New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Oct 2024 at 1:00PM
Sorry was so late announcing winner of Granny pun...had a lot on the calendar for awhile...
Lets hear those pumpkin Puns!!
Lets hear those pumpkin Puns!!
(#5637752) Winner of our Granny Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Oct 2024 at 12:58PM
The police spotted my gran knitting while driving. "Pull over!" they yelled. "No, it's a scarf!" she said!
HeartOnFire look for your new token....
Thanks all for entering..
HeartOnFire look for your new token....
Thanks all for entering..
(#5634116) Cast Your Vote
(#5632709) Re: GRANNY PUNS - lets hear yours !
Posted by hoot on 22 Sep 2024 at 5:23AM
What is the similarity between a grandmother and a website?
You can't deny the cookies.
You can't deny the cookies.
(#5632604) GRANNY PUNS - lets hear yours !
Posted by PattyMac on 21 Sep 2024 at 4:19PM
(#5630831) Re: Granny Puns
Posted by jbdobie on 14 Sep 2024 at 4:26PM
Shout out to my Granny.
It's the only way she can hear me.
It's the only way she can hear me.
(#5630726) Re: Granny Puns
Posted by LittleTree on 14 Sep 2024 at 8:08AM
When Grandma plays cards, she always has a full house… it’s just a bit cramped!
When Grandma plays cards, she always has a full house… it’s just a bit cramped!
(#5630554) Re: Granny Puns
Posted by HeartOnFire on 13 Sep 2024 at 11:47AM
The police spotted my gran knitting while driving.
"Pull over!" they yelled. "No, it's a scarf!" she said!
"Pull over!" they yelled. "No, it's a scarf!" she said!
(#5630473) Re: Granny Puns
Posted by Jools on 13 Sep 2024 at 3:26AM
I keep telling my grandma that she needs hearing aids. But she just won't listen.
(#5630390) Re: Granny Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 12 Sep 2024 at 2:53PM
Did you hear my grandmother got an award for best grandparent?
She won a Grammy!
She won a Grammy!
(#5630318) Granny Puns
Posted by ladyvic on 12 Sep 2024 at 8:44AM
Why dose Will Smith like green apples?
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
(#5630291) Winner of Cowboy Puns if ladyvic
(#5617100) Time to vote for your favorite Cowboy Pun
(#5609977) Re: Cowboys
Posted by Jools on 13 Jun 2024 at 2:37PM
Why did the cowboy take hay & oats to bed?
To feed his nightmares.
To feed his nightmares.
(#5609658) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute
Posted by hoof hearted on 12 Jun 2024 at 11:36AM
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97. So he rounded them up.
(#5609174) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute
(#5609172) Re: Cowboys
Posted by ladyvic on 10 Jun 2024 at 2:39PM
The cowboy got a Dachshund. It was because his friend told him to get “a long little doggy.”
(#5609117) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute
Posted by HeartOnFire on 10 Jun 2024 at 10:05AM
The cowboy thought that his horse had run away. It was only a night-mare.
(#5609110) Re: I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute
Posted by PattyMac on 10 Jun 2024 at 9:52AM
How did the cowboy set fire to his chaps? He was riding on the range!
(#5609076) Cowboys
Posted by eliphont551 on 10 Jun 2024 at 5:36AM
He rode into town on his trusty steed, looking to stirrup some fun.
(#5609075) I know I can't participate this time but I thought these were cute
Posted by ladyvic on 10 Jun 2024 at 5:29AM
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher
The cowboy got a Dachshund. It was because his friend told him to get “a long little doggy.
A jolly rancher
The cowboy got a Dachshund. It was because his friend told him to get “a long little doggy.
(#5609067) Re: Our winner is Ladyvic
(#5609064) Our winner is Ladyvic
(#5608281) Time to vote for your favorite Bowling Pun
