Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
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Subscribe(#5731999) Re: Win a Christmas token, post a pun about bell/bells
(#5731593) Re: Win a Christmas token, post a pun about bell/bells
Posted by dgb on 15 Dec 2025 at 12:40PM
The head of the gang always carried a bell with him - he was the ring-leader!
(#5731267) The Two Marooned Crews
Posted by Nigel on 14 Dec 2025 at 4:14AM
THE TWO MAROONED CREWS
News Item:-
A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of blue paint.
It is believed that both the crews are marooned.
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News Item:-
A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of blue paint.
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It is believed that both the crews are marooned.
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(#5731214) Re: Win a Christmas token, post a pun about bell/bells
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 13 Dec 2025 at 10:46PM
I saw a child on a bike holding an edam-style cheese. It was their baby bell.
(#5731209) Re: Win a Christmas token, post a pun about bell/bells
Posted by hoot on 13 Dec 2025 at 10:27PM
A bee flew into a bell. I thought, āThatās a real humdinger.ā
(#5731174) Re: Win a Christmas token, post a pun about bell/bells
(#5731157) Win a Christmas token, post a pun about bell/bells
Posted by PattyMac on 13 Dec 2025 at 4:54PM
(#5731130) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun - need more!
(#5730380) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun - need more!
(#5729560) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
(#5729548) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
Posted by Jools on 6 Dec 2025 at 4:28AM
well it has to be the Monty Python classic.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNNNNG!
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNNNNG!
(#5729440) Re: Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
(#5729415) Lets hear you favorite Bell or Bells pun
(#5729413) Pumpkin Pie Winner
(#5728441) Polls Up - Lets Vote
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Dec 2025 at 1:11AM
(#5728438) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Dec 2025 at 1:07AM
(#5726232) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
(#5726149) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by Jools on 22 Nov 2025 at 7:46PM
Q. Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
A. It needed a filling!
A. It needed a filling!
(#5726097) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
(#5725800) Re: Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
Posted by hoof hearted on 21 Nov 2025 at 3:42AM
Pumpkin pie? Carefulā¦ things might get a little whip-creamy.
(#5725111) Re: We have a winner - Jools is on a roll 
-Best Turkey Pun
-Best Turkey Pun
(#5725094) Pumpkin Pie Pun is whats for Dinner - make sure its a pun
(#5725091) We have a winner - Jools is on a roll -Best Turkey Pun
-Best Turkey Pun
(#5723456) LETS VOTE - Dont be a Turkey
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Nov 2025 at 6:02PM
(#5722206) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by marcmandy on 9 Nov 2025 at 3:57AM
You could make it Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldnāt let meā
You could make it Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldnāt let meā
(#5722118) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
(#5722036) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by hoof hearted on 8 Nov 2025 at 3:16AM
That's the way it's supposed to be. Only put part of it in the poll then please lol I hate reading the polls that have sentences that read off the page.
(#5722018) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Nov 2025 at 12:14AM
LOL...afraid it is at that, but it was a funny read...lol
(#5722015) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Nov 2025 at 11:38PM
Last Thanksgiving, I tried to quit cold turkey, but that bird wouldnāt let meāhe started talking smack, gobbling off at the beak, so I flipped my wig, mashed some potatoes in self-defense, and now I canāt show my face at the farm ācause apparently, Iām wanted for poultry conduct! š¦š¤£
That's probably too long for the poll š±
That's probably too long for the poll š±
(#5721188) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
(#5721113) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by Jools on 4 Nov 2025 at 2:06PM
The thanksgiving turkey has gone missing, I suspect fowl play
(#5721096) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by eliphont551 on 4 Nov 2025 at 12:23PM
There's no need for a wine glass when you've got a gobble-let!
There's no need for a wine glass when you've got a gobble-let!
(#5721095) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
(#5720998) Re: We Have a Ghost Winner -Thanks all for playing 
(#5720967) Re: Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by gertess on 3 Nov 2025 at 10:26PM
How did the turkey manage to survive thanksgiving? By being ahead of the CARVE
(#5720953) Turkey Puns - This will be good - post yours now!
Posted by PattyMac on 3 Nov 2025 at 9:57PM
(#5720949) We Have a Ghost Winner -Thanks all for playing
(#5719195) Lets Vote 
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Oct 2025 at 12:52AM
(#5718475) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
:ghost:
Posted by cindy1970 on 24 Oct 2025 at 3:51AM
You BAT your BOOty there are no SWEET SPOOKY GHOSTS, but they can be some GOBBLY PUMPKINS.
(#5718390) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
(#5717899) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by hoot on 20 Oct 2025 at 8:46PM
I hired a ghost for my band. Heās great on the boo-gie board.
(#5717888) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
(#5716183) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
(#5716127) Re: We have a tie
(#5715952) Re: We have a tie
(#5715950) Re: We have a tie
congrats monkeytyper!
(#5715780) Re: We have a tie
(#5715776) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Oct 2025 at 2:51PM
Fasten your sheet-belts, itās going to be a boo-mpy night
(#5715745) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
(#5715744) Re: Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
(#5715703) Halloween - good time for GHOST puns
(#5715701) We have a tie
(#5714807) POLL IS UP - Lets Vote
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Oct 2025 at 10:23PM
(#5713412) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by monkeytyper on 26 Sep 2025 at 6:13PM
You must be pool-ing my leg if you think I canāt swim 
(#5713409) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
(#5713402) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 26 Sep 2025 at 5:17PM
Hey - anymore puns! Lets hear them, poll will go up soon...
(#5710833) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
(#5710030) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
(#5710005) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 8 Sep 2025 at 8:16PM
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I tried to impress the lifeguard, but I just floundered.
I tried to impress the lifeguard, but I just floundered.
(#5709989) Re: NEW Pun subject - swimming
(#5709988) NEW Pun subject - swimming
Posted by PattyMac on 8 Sep 2025 at 5:15PM
(#5705968) Milk is our NEW pun topic, let hear what ya got!
Posted by PattyMac on 18 Aug 2025 at 6:18PM
(#5705957) Re: We have a winner - hoof hearted
(#5705948) Re: We have a winner - hoof hearted
Posted by hoof hearted on 18 Aug 2025 at 3:16PM
I did wow! Thank you everyone. Let's make the next topic a real cereal killer, Milk.
(#5705637) We have a winner - hoof hearted
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Aug 2025 at 12:20AM
hoof hearted won with
"Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made. "
Be watching for your token and you may also pick the next topic....congrats
"Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made. "
Be watching for your token and you may also pick the next topic....congrats
(#5704048) Lets Vote
(#5704025) Re: POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Aug 2025 at 12:49AM
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Missteaks were made.
(#5703214) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
(#5702299) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
(#5702272) POST your favorite Pun for BBQ or Grilling
(#5699905) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by Jools on 19 Jul 2025 at 10:17AM
My friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday.
I said no, but now Iām regretting it. That was a missed steak.
I said no, but now Iām regretting it. That was a missed steak.
(#5699489) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
(#5697499) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
(#5697441) New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 3:19PM
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Dadās grilling skills are legendary. Heās the Grillfather.
Dadās grilling skills are legendary. Heās the Grillfather.
(#5697440) Re: We have a tie
(#5697411) We have a tie
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 1:25PM
