Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Current Poll
| Favorite Flower Pun | |
| What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills | 30% |
| What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid | 26% |
| I've got tulips and a whole lot of love | 22% |
| What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia | 22% |
| [ 23 votes ] [ More Polls ] | |
Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN!
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
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Subscribe(#5677499) Lets Vote - Favorite Flower Pun - see in message
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2025 at 10:40AM
1. What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.
2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love
3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia
2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love
3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia
(#5674969) Looking for Flower Puns!!!!!!
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:07PM
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Posted by PattyMac on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:22PM
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
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(#5672454) Flower Puns
Posted by Jools on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:43AM
With spring just around the corner let's have some pins about flowers
(#5672399) Re: Jools Wins with:
(#5672360) Jools Wins with:
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Mar 2025 at 4:41PM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self."
Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.
Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.
(#5671798) Poll is Up
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Posted by monkeytyper on 2 Mar 2025 at 8:45AM
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’
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Posted by hypnotist on 12 Feb 2025 at 11:33AM
Doctor, I can't hear properly in my right ear. I'm certain it's my right ear, I'm definite!
(#5667032) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Big Giant Head on 10 Feb 2025 at 9:08AM
Sorry, mine isn't an entry. I thought I was in the mental ward.
(#5667026) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 8:32AM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?"
Patient: "No, thanks."
Doctor: "OK, suture self."
Patient: "No, thanks."
Doctor: "OK, suture self."
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(#5666919) New pun subject is doctors
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Feb 2025 at 7:27PM
(#5666362) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
(#5666271) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by Jools on 7 Feb 2025 at 12:58AM
Post it here
Oh I think I can guess
Something to go with your nice new puns token
Oh I think I can guess
Something to go with your nice new puns token
(#5666203) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by hoof hearted on 6 Feb 2025 at 2:46PM
Thank you. Do I tell you here or do I send it to you in a private message? I bet nobody can guess what it will be 🐄
(#5666082) Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Feb 2025 at 9:38AM
hoof hearted
Be looking for your token on your profile, thanks for playing. You may decide next subject....
Be looking for your token on your profile, thanks for playing. You may decide next subject....
(#5664666) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jan 2025 at 1:23PM
(#5661098) Re: New Pun is PASTA
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Posted by bestgremlin on 15 Jan 2025 at 2:37PM
Like fake meat products, someone has come up with new kinds healthier noodles made from plant products. They will be market under the brand name IMPASTA.
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Posted by hypnotist on 14 Jan 2025 at 10:55AM
Spaghetti is not fattening provided you don't eat pasta limit.
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(#5660661) New Pun is PASTA
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Jan 2025 at 8:53AM
Posted by monkeytyper on 13 Jan 2025 at 11:38PM
Thanks to all that voted..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
Thanks to all that voted..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
(#5660573) Re: Monkeytyper Wins with:
Posted by monkeytyper on 13 Jan 2025 at 9:37PM
Thanks to all that voted..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
(#5660533) Re: Monkeytyper Wins with:
(#5660464) Monkeytyper Wins with:
Posted by PattyMac on 13 Jan 2025 at 1:24PM
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Watch for you token and thanks for entering...
Watch for you token and thanks for entering...
(#5657619) Time To vote - for Cookie Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jan 2025 at 9:27AM
(#5656174) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies
Posted by jd91 on 28 Dec 2024 at 6:50AM
Did you hear about the biscuit who went to school?
They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block
They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block
(#5655979) Last call for cookie puns!
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Dec 2024 at 1:03PM
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(#5653356) Re: Time to vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Dec 2024 at 7:11AM
(#5653354) Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Dec 2024 at 7:10AM
We love to leave Cookies for Santa now you can leave a cookie pun for everyone..
When you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter, you get cookie doe.
When you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter, you get cookie doe.
(#5651223) Time to vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Dec 2024 at 5:28PM
(#5645414) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???
(#5644965) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???
Posted by Jools on 12 Nov 2024 at 12:36PM
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
(#5644917) Re: We have only ONE turkey pun???
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(#5644808) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
(#5644803) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
Posted by LittleTree on 11 Nov 2024 at 7:22PM
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
(#5644758) We have only ONE turkey pun???
Posted by PattyMac on 11 Nov 2024 at 4:11PM
Where are the puns, check in that pun box and give me your best!!
(#5643531) Re: Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
Posted by hoot on 5 Nov 2024 at 1:34PM
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."
(#5643488) Keeping In The Holiday Season - lets talk Thanksgiving
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Nov 2024 at 10:29AM
Shout out your favorite Thanksgiving Pun - pun can be anything connected to Thanksgiving
(#5643482) Voting is over and we have Co_winners
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Nov 2024 at 10:23AM
LittleTree -Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
monkeytyper -Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
monkeytyper -Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
(#5641842) Voting Starts
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Oct 2024 at 7:14PM
Lots of great puns to choose from....cast your vote today
(#5641810) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
(#5640668) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
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(#5639918) Secret Symbol?
Posted by M3 on 23 Oct 2024 at 10:41AM
On Earth Y when body builders were persecuted they called themselves Pump Kin and used the color orange and the pumpkin as recognition codes. 
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Posted by monkeytyper on 22 Oct 2024 at 9:08AM
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
(#5639399) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
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Posted by amthevessel on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:39PM
What about the Pumkin? Delicious!
(All's Going Well My Lady Montmorency - Frankie Howerd))
(All's Going Well My Lady Montmorency - Frankie Howerd))
(#5639360) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:22PM
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
(#5639355) Re: Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
Posted by hoot on 21 Oct 2024 at 2:00PM
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? "A life gourd."
(#5639353) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by joenrondi on 21 Oct 2024 at 1:54PM
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
(#5639306) Everyone that enters a pumpkin pun will get a Halloween Token
Posted by PattyMac on 21 Oct 2024 at 11:39AM
(#5637924) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 15 Oct 2024 at 7:22AM
What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gourd!
What did Cinderella say when her carriage suddenly turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gourd!
(#5637873) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by Jools on 15 Oct 2024 at 12:09AM
Q: How do you repair a broken jack o' lantern?
A: Use a pumpkin patch
A: Use a pumpkin patch
(#5637863) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by HeartOnFire on 14 Oct 2024 at 8:52PM
What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie?
"You get au-tumn-y ache."
"You get au-tumn-y ache."
(#5637759) Re: New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by LittleTree on 14 Oct 2024 at 1:08PM
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!
(#5637754) New Pun - Pumpkin Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Oct 2024 at 1:00PM
Sorry was so late announcing winner of Granny pun...had a lot on the calendar for awhile...
Lets hear those pumpkin Puns!!
Lets hear those pumpkin Puns!!
(#5637752) Winner of our Granny Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Oct 2024 at 12:58PM
The police spotted my gran knitting while driving. "Pull over!" they yelled. "No, it's a scarf!" she said!
HeartOnFire look for your new token....
Thanks all for entering..
HeartOnFire look for your new token....
Thanks all for entering..