Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! 
(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN!
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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)
1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.
Puns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.
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Subscribe(#5692025) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 10 Jun 2025 at 6:24AM
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My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
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Posted by Jools on 2 Jun 2025 at 11:05AM
I was planning on an Italian city break but not sure where. I'm leaning towards Pisa
(#5690603) PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jun 2025 at 9:00AM
(#5689828) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 29 May 2025 at 5:23PM
I sued an airline for losing my luggage on vacation. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
(#5689726) New theme - Travel
(#5689688) Re: Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
Posted by Jools on 28 May 2025 at 7:40PM
I was worried it might be too risqué
I will think of a topic and post soon
I was worried it might be too risqué
I will think of a topic and post soon
(#5689679) Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
(#5689360) Re: did you know?
(#5689334) did you know?
Posted by eliphont551 on 26 May 2025 at 4:25PM
Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was...
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
(#5686126) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 8 May 2025 at 7:21AM
(#5681248) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by hypnotist on 15 Apr 2025 at 6:58AM
I spotted an all white, blank dalmatian at the park today. I mean it was the least that I could do for him.
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Posted by LittleTree on 13 Apr 2025 at 8:19PM
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
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(#5679239) Puns about Dogs
Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:35PM
Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
(#5679176) We have a winner! ladyvic
(#5677499) Lets Vote - Favorite Flower Pun - see in message
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2025 at 10:40AM
1. What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.
2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love
3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia
2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love
3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia
(#5674969) Looking for Flower Puns!!!!!!
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:07PM
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Posted by PattyMac on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:22PM
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
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(#5672454) Flower Puns
Posted by Jools on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:43AM
With spring just around the corner let's have some pins about flowers
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(#5672360) Jools Wins with:
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Mar 2025 at 4:41PM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self."
Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.
Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.
(#5671798) Poll is Up
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Posted by monkeytyper on 2 Mar 2025 at 8:45AM
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’
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Posted by hypnotist on 12 Feb 2025 at 11:33AM
Doctor, I can't hear properly in my right ear. I'm certain it's my right ear, I'm definite!
(#5667032) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Big Giant Head on 10 Feb 2025 at 9:08AM
Sorry, mine isn't an entry. I thought I was in the mental ward.
(#5667026) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 8:32AM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?"
Patient: "No, thanks."
Doctor: "OK, suture self."
Patient: "No, thanks."
Doctor: "OK, suture self."
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Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Feb 2025 at 7:27PM
(#5666362) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
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Posted by Jools on 7 Feb 2025 at 12:58AM
Post it here
Oh I think I can guess
Something to go with your nice new puns token
Oh I think I can guess
Something to go with your nice new puns token
(#5666203) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by hoof hearted on 6 Feb 2025 at 2:46PM
Thank you. Do I tell you here or do I send it to you in a private message? I bet nobody can guess what it will be 🐄
(#5666082) Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Feb 2025 at 9:38AM
hoof hearted
Be looking for your token on your profile, thanks for playing. You may decide next subject....
Be looking for your token on your profile, thanks for playing. You may decide next subject....
(#5664666) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jan 2025 at 1:23PM
(#5661098) Re: New Pun is PASTA
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Posted by bestgremlin on 15 Jan 2025 at 2:37PM
Like fake meat products, someone has come up with new kinds healthier noodles made from plant products. They will be market under the brand name IMPASTA.
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Posted by hypnotist on 14 Jan 2025 at 10:55AM
Spaghetti is not fattening provided you don't eat pasta limit.
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(#5660661) New Pun is PASTA
Posted by PattyMac on 14 Jan 2025 at 8:53AM
Posted by monkeytyper on 13 Jan 2025 at 11:38PM
Thanks to all that voted..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
Thanks to all that voted..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
(#5660573) Re: Monkeytyper Wins with:
Posted by monkeytyper on 13 Jan 2025 at 9:37PM
Thanks to all that voted..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
I chose PASTA as the next subject for puns..
(#5660533) Re: Monkeytyper Wins with:
(#5660464) Monkeytyper Wins with:
Posted by PattyMac on 13 Jan 2025 at 1:24PM
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Watch for you token and thanks for entering...
Watch for you token and thanks for entering...
(#5657619) Time To vote - for Cookie Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jan 2025 at 9:27AM
(#5656174) Re: Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies
Posted by jd91 on 28 Dec 2024 at 6:50AM
Did you hear about the biscuit who went to school?
They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block
They were one smart cookie, but then so were it's parents so it was just a chocolate chip off the old block
(#5655979) Last call for cookie puns!
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Dec 2024 at 1:03PM
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(#5653356) Re: Time to vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Dec 2024 at 7:11AM
(#5653354) Cookie, Cookies and more Cookies
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Dec 2024 at 7:10AM
We love to leave Cookies for Santa now you can leave a cookie pun for everyone..
When you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter, you get cookie doe.
When you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter, you get cookie doe.