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Possibly the last time we will see this
Unless it's already been cancelled.

It's actually even more confusing

While in English, the term penguin is generally used for birds living in the northern and southern hemispheres, in French, we use the terms manchot (for penguins from the southern hemisphere) and pingouin (for penguins from the northern hemisphere, which are also known in English as auks)

Which is fine, except the only (English) penguin living in the northern hemisphere (just north of equator) is the Galápagos penguin.
Also all auks (apart from the extinct great auk) can fly.
So French oenguins can fly and English ones can't

In official French, the English Penguin is called Manchot ("missing arm").

The confusion is because in French there is a word Pingouin, which for some mysterious reason refers to The bird called in English Razorbill.

Of course, in this era French is heavily contaminated by English so people tend to refer to the Antarctic birds as Pingouins which is always good for making your purists and teachers scream in fury.

I'm glad we still rotate on our axis as well as revolve around the Sun and that our Solar System still revolves around The Milky Way's black hole. I think we're heading towards M31 as well and will reach it when we're about twice as old as we are now.

Indeed, I was thinking the same. However:

January 8 is Earth’s Rotation Day. The day commemorates when French Physicist, Leon Foucault, demonstrated the Earth rotates on its axis in 1851.

To prove his theory, Foucault suspended a lead-filled brass sphere, now called the Foucault Pendulum from the top of the Pantheon in Paris.

He showed that the plane of the swing of the pendulum rotated relative to the Earth’s rotation. You can now see the Foucault Pendulum demonstrating the rotation of the Earth in science museums around the world.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault_pendulum

Because on all the other days the earth stands still.
Gort, klaatu barada nikto!

I miss her

Yeah, about 12 months

It seems only some months ago that I've seen the nurse's jelly perfume bottle flash on the logo

Indeed, highlighting the link between pirates and Pastafarianism

He appears to be a close relative to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Now she be hangin' by th' jib line! I'll be poxed in minutes! Yaaarrrrr! Here I come Davey Jones!

Landlubber? go hang a jib

Kerosene???!!! That's number one grade a whale whizz ye landlubber!

<wipes chin> jolly roger that's good stuff! Somebody must've cut it with kerosene.

Blimey! Splice the mainbrace! The winsome lass's on t' us, and a bucket o' chum! Give that comely wench some o' me share!

That is hornswoggle, now pass the jug

Alas Matey ye're too late. And swab the deck! We drank it all up.

Wheres the grog?

aw..thank you for sharing that story

The Teddy Bear was named after President Theodore Roosevelt (he hated the nick name). While on a bear hunt someone had tied a bear to a tree for his benefit. The President refused to shoot the disabled bear sighting that this would be unsportsmanlike conduct. The bear was killed however as it had been exhausted by being chased by dogs and then clubbed by the one who tied it to the tree and the President wanted it put out of its misery.
Here's the President with what appears to be a superimposed bear -
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