April Has Been Cancelled
April Has Been Cancelled posted by Mecir on Monday 1 April 2019 at 9:01AM |
Dear GoldToken users, We have some very exciting news to share with you on this lovely day! Numerous studies have concluded that the month of April is very unpopular indeed. Mr. March writes: April is truly terrible! It's not winter anymore, and it's not summer yet either - it's not even a proper spring! Why does this April month even exist? It makes no sense! Mrs. Summerlove also agrees: The April weather is just terrible! I wish we could just skip it entirely and get May right away ... Clearly, our survey participants wish for May to come faster, and GoldToken is pleased to report that we're doing just that! April has been scratched from the calendar, and the calendar page has been burned in our backyard. Some dancing and singing has been involved, or so we have been told. But what about the old month of May, you may wonder! Not to worry, we went ahead and added an entirely new, totally-not-just-a-renamed-May month, called Mayhem! So, in conclusion - forget about all this April nonsense, say hello to the months of May and Mayhem! |