Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• to learn something new. (13%)
• the hard way. (10%)
• but you may be too old to act on it. (9%)
• from your mistakes, so I'm not in a hurry to start doing it. (8%)
• But you are never too young to mess up. (8%)
• ...that you didn't need algebra after all. (8%)
• What you should have learned years ago. (7%)
• That you're not as young as you think. (6%)
• But you might be too stupid to apply it. (6%)
• ...how to do something wrong. (6%)
• You'll never learn all there is to learn. (5%)
• what lessons you should have learned when you were young. (5%)
• but you might be too young to teach. (4%)
• ...but you have less time to enjoy your newfound knowledge. (3%)
• so expect an exam on rocket science tomorrow at your nursing home. (2%)
• ...You can be more stupid than the previous time. (2%)
• but u better learn before u apply it. (1%)