Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• spending his money. (14%)
• using him as a shield! (14%)
• In total disbelief that he finally listened to her. (14%)
• .....picking up after him as usual. (14%)
• ...but I'm more proud of my woman than of my successes, so I keep her next to me where she belongs. (10%)
• trying to get past him. (7%)
• saying "See what happens when you listen to me". (7%)
• shopping till she's drops! (7%)
• And "his woman" means business! (7%)
• trying to take credit. (3%)
• starting with his mom, kicking him out of bed every morning to go to school. (3%)
• waiting to take all his money!! (0%)
• Saying "I can't believe he did that!" (0%)