Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• go outside, and if I am not there in two minutes, start without me! (37%)
• then what are you doing at a peace conference? (11%)
• ....I'll be right behind you; hiding! (11%)
• join the ARMY. (11%)
• then get married! (7%)
• your own battles then don't ask me for advice. (7%)
• You'll have to go elsewhere. (4%)
• play ice hockey! (4%)
• buddy, there's me buddy! (4%)
• then where are the boxing gloves. (4%)
• be prepared to kiss and make up! (0%)
• lol....my mother used to always say this! (0%)
• talk to the hand! talk to the hand! (0%)
• get on the winning team. (0%)
• - then just keep talking! (0%)