Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you will be a mile away and they won't have shoes. (35%)
• look in the mirror! (35%)
• walk a mile in their shoes unless their shoes is a size 9 and you use size 13. (13%)
• make sure you don't ever need something from them. (13%)
• ...remember what your momma taught ya. (4%)
• ...learn how to spell it! (0%)