Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• but at least they drown out your whining. (16%)
• but they give me some really great ideas. . (12%)
• but they keep me company (12%)
• ...so my psychiatrist tells me, but I have other thoughts on that! (12%)
• but at least it gives me someone to talk to. (8%)
• but they think they are. . (8%)
• but they always tell me what I want to hear. (8%)
• but I have told them to leave but, they jump up and down and give me a big headache (4%)
• but they sure can play some good music. . (4%)
• but they do let me know what is going on in life. (4%)
• but they love me anyway (4%)
• to you, but they are real to me. (4%)
• but hey that's from the outside looking in, they might have a different viewpoint, inside looking out! (4%)
• But what's really real anyhow? (0%)