Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ...anyone is there to listen, or not! (28%)
• even if I'm naked or have clothes on!!!! (16%)
• In a ditch...Dressed like a witch...Even hitched, I'm outta pitch, I'll never get rich! (16%)
• it is chocolate or vanilla ... always in a cone. (12%)
• ...I am awake or asleep. (8%)
• ...you're wearing that Freddy Krueger mask or not. (8%)
• ......I'm petrified or just over-excited! (8%)
• I turn my head left or right!! (4%)