Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• .... but it's the pepper that's hard to swallow! (35%)
• ....luckily my life is a shot of tequila with a slice of lemon. (17%)
• ....and other people provide the vinegar. (17%)
• ....but even then sometimes it's too salty. (9%)
• ....Now you should see the thumping great bag of salt I have to cart around all the time! (9%)
• ....and then another grain, and another, much to the chagrin of my doctor! (4%)
• ....I try to rub as much in to it's wounds as it tries to rub it into mine. I don't know which ones winning but there's a whole lot of screaming going on! (4%)
• ....but take care to ensure it's low-sodium. (4%)