Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• but the night owl drank the tequila. (31%)
• ...I don't like worms so I'll just sleep in. (19%)
• ....but the second mouse gets the cheese! (19%)
• but the late worm gets to live another day. (13%)
• ... only if he's fast enough to avoid the Yellow cat. (13%)
• the late worm gets to eat dirt! (6%)
• not if the worm sleeps in or goes on holiday! (0%)
• the second one won't get his feet dirty. (0%)
• thats before it flew into the bush. (0%)