Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• then I realized I could always blame someone else! (26%)
• ......now I've learned to enjoy being naughty! (19%)
• I got over it. (19%)
• but I had no qualms doing it a second time. (15%)
• never again. (11%)
• after that I learnt the trick of asking for forgiveness in advance! (7%)
• But then woke up from my dream. (4%)
• I thought so. (0%)