Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• Change is inevitable, except from vending machines (41%)
• Change is inevitable except when Congress is involved. (24%)
• Change is inevitable except I need to do laundry first. (18%)
• Change is inevitable except, all I have is paper money!! (18%)
• Change is inevitable, except when it's your idea. (0%)
• Change is inevitable except I need to take a nap. (0%)