Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ...is not gold and you would be well-advised to read the fine print.. (25%)
• ...is probably expensive (20%)
• ...can result in seizures, epilepsy, migraines and dizziness (15%)
• ...sits on your Ex's fiancé's ring finger (10%)
• ...can entertain me for days (10%)
• ...is shiny in mud! (5%)
• ...and while we are chatting I think you burnt your toast... (5%)
• ...is not named Gary (5%)
• ...Makes me say "I do" (5%)