I Always Take Life with a Grain of Salt

I Always Take Life with a Grain of Salt

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

...followed by a Margarita. (24%)
...With a dash of pepper. (19%)
...except when I'm craving sugar (14%)
...and then I sprinkle a little on my Porter House steak...yummy! (14%)
...but it doesn't seem I'm getting anywhere. (perhaps taking life with a quarter ounce of all purpose seasoning?) (10%)
...because any more than a grain is bad for my health (10%)
...as long as I have a chaser! (10%)
...and a good pilsner (0%)

Votes: 21