Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• And they’ll take the whole danged ruler!! (22%)
• and they'll make a first down, score a touchdown, and win the Superbowl! (17%)
• and they take all of it! (11%)
• and they will have 2.54 centimeters. (11%)
• and the cat will unravel the entire ball of yarn! (11%)
• and they just might learn how to use a ruler! (6%)
• And you'll end up regretting it (6%)
• & they’ll take all nine yards. (6%)
• .and they will want cake too! (6%)
• and they won't be happy till it's a mile. (6%)
• and they will have an inch. (0%)