Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• put the duct tape down and walk away! (20%)
• Don't fix it. (16%)
• For goodness sake, leave it alone will ya. (8%)
• break it! (8%)
• it probably will be soon! (8%)
• give it to a kid and it will be broken soon. (8%)
• Then you're happy someone saw that you didn't break it! (8%)
• just give it to my hubby and it soon will be! (8%)
• Step away and nobody gets hurt! (4%)
• then ask it for a loan. (4%)
• Then break it! (4%)
• Don't touch it, you know nothing about electronics nor mechanics. (4%)
• It hasn't been to the supermarket lately. (0%)
• you can use that glue on something else. (0%)
• then its no where to be found... (0%)