Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• just like people in stone houses shouldn't throw glass. (29%)
• and they shouldn't walk around the house without clothes on! (24%)
• and should buy stock in Windex! (14%)
• They better have their bathroom underground. (10%)
• someone will pick it up and throw it back (10%)
• Or hit a really high note in singing, that will shatter the house. (5%)
• boulders work better (5%)
• should never sing in soprano (5%)