Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• is having Folgers in your cup. (23%)
• is going home again afterwards. (18%)
• is getting paid for doing what I enjoy. (14%)
• getting your first retirement check. (14%)
• Why don't you tell me? (9%)
• is hearing all the juicy gossip at the water fountain. (9%)
• Is that my chair swivels. (5%)
• is payday! (5%)
• Is when you have done it for so long and get to retire you don't have to any more. (5%)
• is breaks and lunch. (0%)
• The Christmas party. Cheers! (0%)
• is knowing that when the day is done, I'll be going home! (0%)