Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..until they start snoring, then roll them over. (19%)
• ..and you will end up tripping over them! (14%)
• .. they don't know how to tell the truth, anyhow! (10%)
• ..In their own lie (10%)
• ..Because if you wake them they might tell the truth. (10%)
• ..but muzzle those barking pups. (10%)
• ..and you will end up with fleas (5%)
• ..Because you don't want them sleepwalking! (5%)
• ..Or you might get bit. (5%)
• ..or put your walking shoes on and be prepared to go, go, go (5%)
• ..Is it any better than getting bit? (5%)
• ..they made their bed, let them sleep. (5%)
• ..Because they love to lay in their lies. (0%)