Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..read the instructions! (23%)
• ..get the duck tape! (14%)
• ..fake it (14%)
• ..Call your mom!! (9%)
• ..click your heels three times and say "there's no place like home" (5%)
• ..cheat! (5%)
• ..Go back to bed. (5%)
• ..replace the batteries. (5%)
• ..Pray. (5%)
• ..join the club! (5%)
• ..Then hope is lost (5%)
• ..forget it! (5%)
• ..step back and punt. (5%)
• ..nothing succeeds. (0%)
• ..Stand clear and run. (0%)