Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But it is sort of necessary! (18%)
• ..So carpe diem (14%)
• ..But it beats the alternative. (11%)
• ..but look at all the laugh lines we have! (11%)
• ..but not growing old is tougher. (11%)
• ..but not growing old means you're, well . . . (7%)
• ..so stay young (7%)
• ..but it gives us more time to play games at GT! (7%)
• ..It's like this steak, it's so tough, you bite it and it smacks in the face. (4%)
• ..so just hike up your britches and fake it!! (4%)
• ..Better than Dying young.. that's for sure (4%)
• ..if you let it be, adjust your thinking! (4%)