Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but you can stay immature indefinitely (26%)
• ..But you're old forever! (13%)
• ..So, have all the fun you want, while you can. (9%)
• ..so enjoy, because enjoying the Golden Years is a myth (9%)
• ..so kick up those heels, dance like there's no tomorrow, laugh with others at yourself and enjoy life to the fullest (within reason ) !!! (9%)
• ..but that once can last as long as you want it to. (9%)
• ..and for me it's a slow process! (4%)
• ..unfortunately or thank God, whichever fits (4%)
• ..so where's my hoverboard? (4%)
• ..I don't wanna grow up. (4%)
• ..You mean it's not coming back!!!!!!!!! (4%)
• ..so hurry up and eat your sucker (4%)
• ..So enjoy it while you can, because you'll be over the hill before you know it! (0%)