Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but realized there was no water in the kiddie pool. (21%)
• .. but they were wearing life jackets (21%)
• ..but found my sorrows know how to swim. (17%)
• ..and somehow ended up in the swimming pool. (10%)
• ..and then someone shouted "Last Call" (10%)
• ..And ended up falling off the bar stool. (7%)
• ..but none of my ex wives would follow me into the water! (7%)
• ..But someone beat me to it... (3%)
• ..But parting with sweet sorrows is such pain,,,, and least until the ‘morrow (3%)
• ..But I ran out of money! (0%)