Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But the night owl has all the fun! (36%)
• ..But what he really really wants is chocolate chip cookies. (9%)
• ..But the cat might get the bird! (9%)
• ..but who really wants a worm? (9%)
• ..but meanwhile back at the nest, the kids are talking about a take over. (9%)
• ..but that bird might get stuffed for Thanksgiving! (5%)
• ..but the second mouse gets the cheese! (5%)
• ..but late last night and a sleeping bag gets the front-row concert tickets. (5%)
• ..But the late night last glass of tequila definitely gets the worm. (5%)
• ..And the late bird gets the leftovers (5%)
• ..but the late worm doesn't get eaten! (5%)
• ..But not if the worm turns early! (0%)
• ..But who wants a purse worm anyway? (0%)
• ..not much you can do with a worm, except go fishing (0%)