Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It's far too heavy! (25%)
• ..you will need at least 3 shots of tequila... (13%)
• ..So wear your boots when you steal it, and RUN! (13%)
• ..Better read it in the dark (8%)
• ..One needs to put on their thinking cap to analyze its deep meanings. (8%)
• ..and I can't even think of anything "novel" to say (8%)
• ..Make sure you have plenty of tissues! (4%)
• ..So take it with a grain of salt and . . . a large bottle of aged tequila! (4%)
• ..The bookstore security guard is watching you and your shopping bag. (4%)
• ..so you will need to put a few pounds on before reading it. (4%)
• ..nor can I afford to pay attention to it. (4%)
• ..It's a novel you need to read. (4%)