Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Then the Beholder looks on the inside, not the outside (25%)
• ..I need better eyeglasses. (8%)
• ..then the beholder's got some pretty eyes. (8%)
• ..Then the beholder knows beauty when they see it. (8%)
• ..It is a window to the mind and felt with one's heart. (8%)
• ..Everything is beautiful (8%)
• ..then it must be closing time! (8%)
• ..The beholder is about to get quite an eye-full. (4%)
• ..and you just blinded him! (4%)
• ..Then love is blind (4%)
• ..then the beauty of the Beast is clear! (4%)
• ..honey gets a lot of compliments! (4%)
• ..They better be glad they aren't a BEE holder (4%)
• .. He must need glasses (0%)